Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 1: Damn Straightner is Out to Get Me
Starring: Bella x Alice
Estimated Age: 15
*SWGP 6*
"Are you almost ready?" Alice calls from my bed, annoyance tingeing her usual chipper tone.
I huff. Seriously, I've only been in here for like, ten minutes. Fifteen at the very most.
I put down the straightner to let down another layer of soon-to-be-straightened hair. "Well, maybe if you weren't such a bathroom hog I would be!" I yell back.
We came to my house directly after school to get ready for our dates at The Lodge with Edward and Jasper. Jasper's sister Rosalie and her boyfriend were going to be meeting us there, and we had to look our best.
Not only because we are going to see our own boyfriends, but because Rosalie is drop dead gorgeous.
Life isn't fair.
"Well, maybe if you weren't such a bitch about it I wouldn't have prolonged my shower!" she snaps in reply. My eyes roll instantly.
I pick my straightner back up and continue doing my hair. "Well, maybe if you weren't such a baby you would have done the mature thing and just – OW!"
The straightner falls to the ground.
My.
Finger.
Is.
On.
Fire.
Alice rushes into the bathroom. "What's wrong?"
Oh, so now she cares about me.
I rush to turn on the cold water and let it run over my burning finger.
"I got myself with the straightner!"
Her face screws up in pain. "I hate it when that happens. It hurts like a mother."
"Yeah," I nod in agreement.
Inspiration: http : / / superwhitegirlproblems . net /
Written: 20 March 2012
Posted: 21 March 2012
Beta: xTune