Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 4: Pup's Too Big for my Purse
Starring: Bella x Alice
Estimated Age: 14
*SWGP 14*
I dial Alice's phone number instantly.
"Hey Belly-Boop, what's up, buttercup?" she answers in a sing-song voice.
"You'll never guess what my Dad got me for my birthday!" I scream, turning around to look at my new puppy.
She was just so cute!
"Omg! What did he get you?" she asks excitedly. I can almost hear her bouncing up and down on her bed in anticipation.
"He got me a puppy!"
We both scream at the same time.
I ignore my Dad's protest to keep the noise down.
"No way!"
"Way."
"What did you name him?" she asks.
"Her name is Princess," I coo as I rub her ear affectionately. "And she's the prettiest puppy in the whole wide world!"
"What kind is she?"
"She's a German Sheppard."
"Oh," she sounds a little put out.
My brow furrows. "What's wrong?"
Alice sighs through the phone. "Nothing; it's just that . . . Well . . ."
I plop down on my bed, "What?"
"How cute would it have been if you could fit her in your purse and carry her around like the girl in Legally Blonde did in the beginning of the movie?"
Damn. That would have been pretty freaking cute.
"You're right. I should have asked for a Chihuahua."
"Maybe next year," Alice says, and then goes on to tell me that she heard Jessica saying that Lauren was pregnant.
"No way! What did she say?"
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Written: 20 March 2012
Posted: 21 March 2012
Beta: xTune