Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 6: Worse Than Double Dipping
Starring: Bella x Lauren x Edward
Estimated Age: 16
*SWGP 18*
"Bella!" Lauren called from our table as soon as I stepped foot in the cafeteria. She shot up from her seat to run and get in line with me. "Did you see what Jess was wearing today?"
"No, why?" I asked, picking up fries and a little cup of melted cheese.
My favorite.
Edward, who is standing next to his friend Peter, waves to me from the front of the checkout line. I wave back, making my way over to him with Lauren hot on my heels.
"Remember that outfit she wore in January; the one with the ripped black skinny jeans and the hot pink spaghetti strapped shirt? She wore her brown leather jacket with it?"
I picked through several images in my mind, nodding when I found the right one.
Too cute.
We reached Edward and Peter when Lauren broke the news.
"She's wearing it again today." Her tone was smug.
Just as it damn well should be.
"No!" I can't even believe it.
"Yes!" Lauren assures me, so excited that she doesn't even take a second to smile flirtatiously at Edward like she usually does.
Whore.
"Why?" I ask. Jessica's parent have more than enough money to keep her closet packed full of cute clothes. She could have at the very least worn a different shirt.
"I don't know," Lauren gushes.
"Is that even legal?" I ask, putting my fries down on Edward's tray as he leans down to peck my cheek.
"Is what even legal?" He asks, taking his money out to pay for our lunches.
"Thanks babe," I smile, kissing his shoulder affectionately.
Lauren started to tell Edward about the catastrophe of the gossip queen herself before I cut her off by raising my hand passively.
"Trust me, Teddy, you don't even want to know."
Inspiration: http : / / superwhitegirlproblems . net /
Written: 20 March 2012
Posted: 21 March 2012
Beta: xTune