Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 18: Calorie Counting
Starring: Bella x Alice
Estimated Age: 15
*SWGP 51*
"What are you doing?" I ask, sliding into the seat beside Alice.
She sat at the lunch table with at least twenty clipped food labels spread out all over the table. She looked like a crazy lady.
"Do you have any idea how much crap we eat?"
I laugh, taking a bite out of my chocolate chip muffin, which was really just chocolate cake in muffin form. "I'm pretty sure I've got a good idea."
"I'm going on a diet," she announces, pushing herself away from the table and crossing her arms. Her lips pouted out with her stubborn expression.
"A diet?"
"Yes. A diet," she confirms.
"Alice, you're like negative thirty pounds," I try to reason with her, "There is absolutely no reason for you to go on a diet."
"Weight watchers."
"Chocolate Muffins."
"Almost five-hundred calories. Which is almost a third of what people like you and I should be eating a day."
The muffin falls from my hand and splatters all over the floor.
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Written: 3 April 2012
Posted: 3 April 2012
Beta: xTune