Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 19: If He's Not a Jerk He's Gay
Starring: Bella x Alice
Estimated Age: 15
*SWGP 53*
"You know what the problem with the boys in our school is?" Alice asks me.
Instinctively, my eyes sweep across the students spread out across the auditorium, all talking loudly to each other. One of the only two good things about school is study hall, which came second to lunch.
Nothing beats stuffing your face.
I turn back to my best friend, "Please, enlighten me."
She cleared her throat, turning in her seat so that she was completely facing me. "They're all ugly! And the few who aren't completely hideous are –"
I cut her off, "Douche bags," I finish for her.
"Well, that, too, because more than that; they're gay!"
"Who's gay?" I ask, leaning towards her in curiosity.
She showed her sadness on her face as she began counting off the guys with her fingers, "Mike, Eric, Tyler –"
"Tyler? No way!"
"Yes way!"
"But him and Lauren are dating," I reason.
Alice shakes his head, "That's just his cover; we're never going to date anyone, because every guy is a loser, a douche, or gay. And that's just the way it is."
"Well, I heard we are getting new kids this year," I tell her, leaning back to get more comfortable.
She scoffed, "With our luck, they'll be just as disappointing as everyone else in this school."
"I guess we'll just have to see."
Inspiration: superwhitegirlproblems
Written: 5 September 2012
Posted: 5 September 2012
Beta: xTune