Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 23: Dropping the Ball
Starring: Bella x Rosalie
Estimated Age: 17
*SWGP 121*
I pick up my phone on the first ring, "Hey babe," I greet Rosalie, turning down the volume on the television.
"Bella," her frustrated voice comes through the phone and I can sense that she's running her hands through her hair, "Could you please tell your best friend to stop texting me?"
My brows furrow, "He's been texting you?" The question is rhetorical, but my mind is truly racing. Why would Edward be texting her? First of all, he doesn't like her, and second of all, I'm the only girl that he even gives the time of day. "What is he saying?" I inquire, sitting up straighter on the couch.
She sighs heavily and I can hear her shift on her bed, "He wants me to sleep with him," she scoffs.
The air rushes out of my throat.
No.
Rose has been telling me for the past seven months the Edward is practically in love with me. And she knows that I have feelings for him too.
Maybe she was just misunderstanding? "What is he saying exactly?"
"I have blue balls, Rosie," she spoke in the girls-universal-imitation-of-a-mans-voice voice.
My jaw drops.
That doesn't really sound like something that he would say . . .
"Edward said that to you?" I asked, appalled.
She gasps even more dramatically than I had. "No, not Edward; Emmett!"
I breathe in relief. "Oh thank god. You scared me."
"Yeah; don't worry, you're man wouldn't do that to you," she says, "And if he did he knows I'd kick his stupid ass. But no, not thank god! He won't stop and he's getting on my last goddamn nerve."
I laugh, "Yeah, Emmett's an ass ninety percent of the time. What did you say back to him?"
"I told him that I hope they turn purple and fall off," she giggles.
I fall of the couch I'm laughing so hard, "That is perfect!"
Inspiration: www . superwhitegirlproblems . com
Written: 25 February 2013
Posted: 25 February 2013
Beta: xTune