Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 25: Wearing the Pants
Starring: Bella x Edward
Estimated Age: 24
*SWGP 583*
"Bella!"
I poke myself in the eye with my mascara.
Again.
"Let's go!" Edward yells, the tone of his voice telling me that he's annoyed.
"Ugh!" I grunt, yanking open the bathroom door and stomping halfway down the stairs so I can glare at him. "Shut. Up!"
He ignores me, turning to walk out the front door, "You're ready," he announces sarcastically. "That only took four hours."
"No!" I deny angrily, "I most definitely am not ready. Maybe if you would have kept your stupid mouth shut I wouldn't have nearly taken my eyeball out, and we would be walking out the door by now. But no. So you had better just sit your ass down and wait for me to finish."
He glares back at me. "We are late to everything because you can never get your shit together. We. Are. Leaving. Now."
I cock my hip, putting my hands on my waist as I sneer back at him, "Oh, is that what you think?"
His eyebrow raises.
Three Minutes Later . . .
I glare at him from the passenger's seat, "If you don't wipe that smirk off your face right now I am going to punch you in the face."
He laughs, reaching over to pat my head twice.
Inspiration: www . superwhitegirlproblems . com
Written: 27 February 2013
Posted: 27 February 2013
Beta: xTune