Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 26: Messin' Up the Do'
Starring: Bella x Edward x Emmett x Jasper x Riley
Estimated Age: 19
*SWGP _*
I'm in the passenger's seat of Edward's jeep and he's driving. His friends Jasper, Emmett and Riley are all crammed into the back seat. Rap music, something that Edward never plays when it's just him and I, is currently blasting through the speakers of his radio.
Don't bother asking why I agreed to go to the movie with a bunch of guys, because I honestly cannot tell you what the hell I was thinking.
"Hey guys," Edward yells over the music, peeking back at his buddies, "Want to see something hilarious?"
They all nod their heads, laughing goofily.
I roll my eyes at their stupidity and look out the window.
Only to see that it's going down.
My jaw drops.
I spent an hour and a half getting my hair curled just right.
I'll be damned if I let him mess it up.
I jam my finger on the button that is supposed to send the window back on its merry way to being closed.
It would have if Edward hadn't child locked it so I couldn't defend myself.
I put my arms up in front of the window, trying to block the wind. "Roll up this window!" I whine, glancing in his direction.
All of the guys are laughing.
But I'm too upset to care that Edward isn't paying close enough attention to the road.
"It's not funny!" I scream.
They continue to laugh for the next two minutes, ignoring my pleas.
It's time to get serious.
"Edward," I warn, "If you don't roll up this god damn window, right now, I will not even get within a mile radius of your . . . "
Blood drains from his face, and I know that I don't have to go on.
The window is up not a second later.
And his friends are laughing twice as hard as they were before.
Inspiration: www . superwhitegirlproblems . com
Written: 27 February 2013
Posted: 27 February 2013
Beta: xTune