Super White Girl Problems
Chapter 27: Bare Buns
Starring: Bella x Edward
Estimated Age: 27
*SWGP _*
I quite possibly have the hottest doctor to ever exist.
His emerald eyes are framed by long, dark lashes, and his copper hair is wild. His skin is tanned and even under his jacket I can tell that he's physically fit.
Dr. Cullen.
I'm sitting on the raised plush seat, over crinkling paper, waiting to get my physical from said doctor.
I would love to get physical with that man, that's for sure.
Sometimes I like to think that he likes me, too, but I know that's a long shot.
As the door opens to reveal him, I realize that I'm not wearing appropriate underwear.
A lacy black thong? Really, Bella? What were you thinking!
I'm in a gown. In a thong. In the same room as my crush of the past two years.
. . . I get hurt a lot, so it's not as pathetic as one might think.
"How are you doing today, Bella?" he asks, smiling crookedly as he closes the door behind him.
My cheeks are burning and I clear my throat, "Good. And yourself?"
"I'm doing well. It's strange to see you in one piece," he teases, "Have you decided to stick to your bed for the last two weeks?"
Oh I'd love it if you would stick it to me in my bed . . . you gorgeous man.
I laugh awkwardly, "Something like that."
He listens to my lungs and takes my blood pressure, checks my ears, eyes and mouth before asking me to stand up.
I'm sure to face him.
"Okay Bella, now, can you bend over for me? I'd like to check your back for scoliosis," he says, moving out of my way so that I can stand in the center of the room.
Oh. No.
Inspiration: www . superwhitegirlproblems . com
Written: 28 February 2013
Posted: 28 February 2013
Beta: xTune