AN: So sorry this is so late, but I spent ALL DAY at Future Problem Solvers (FPS). If you don't know what it is, look it up! But in my state competition my team won second! WE'RE GOING TO INTERNATIONAL BABY!Okay I'm done now. And some people finally reviewed! YAY! Now I can keep Kyoya! For the moment at least :P

Kyoya: Dammit. Now I have to stay with this crazy person for even longer.

Me: Oh calm down.

Thanks to all my wonderful reviewers:

I'M2LAZEE2GETONMEHACCOUNT: Hahahahaha my friends do that to me all the time! (Only with other characters since sadly none of them watch OHSHC) Poor you, nobody wants to be Kyoya's slave!

Kyoya: I could use some slaves…

Me: DON'T GET ANY IDEAS! And that squirting him with a water-gun idea is awesome! That WOULD be fun! O… M… G…. KYOYA DOING THE MACERENA? AAAAAAAAAAH! *dies*

Kyoya: First of all I'm rich, why would I need a million bucks? Plus, I'd never do that…

Evelyn: *turns on Macarena music* I dare you

Me: *comes back to life* NOOOOO! And don't worry, tis is too fun to write to give up so easily! Plus, I spent like all night planning the story out, so I'll most likely finish it ^_^

Cat: Aww thanks! :D I will continue, if just to torture Kyoya more!

Kyoya: *heavy sigh* Why me?

Anyways, I'm basing this off of the anime, since that's all I watched. It's going to be set after Haruhi has already paid her debt and Renge and the Zuka club are already introduced, but some stuff (like the trips to the beach and Honey's toothache) haven't happened yet. I know this is out of order, but it's all tying into my plot. Just telling you! Okay, ON WITH THE STORY!

Evelyn POV

Okay, so this host club was basically where a bunch of filthy rich girls came to flirt with all of the guys in the host club. And the girls didn't seem to mind that tons of other girls flirted with their guys as well. A little while ago Kyoya had returned, and was currently sitting in the far corner of the room, writing vigorously in his stalker book. Yes, even though he says it's called a black book; I'm still going to call it a stalker book. That made me wonder though; didn't Kyoya have girls to entertain like the rest of the host club? I'd have to ask him about that later, first I had to apologize for whatever it was I said. I hesitantly got up from where I was sitting observing how Haruhi talked to girls. She was pretty natural at that, especially since she was a girl herself. Taking a deep breath, I walked over to where he was sitting .Kyoya kept writing; either didn't hear me or just didn't acknowledge my presence.

"Hey… Kyoya?" I asked timidly. He looked up, a bit of surprise evident in his eyes.

"Yes?" So he was calm once again. That's good. I grimaced in apology, saying;

"Sorry for saying whatever I did to make you mad…" Whew. That was over. Now I could go and watch Haruhi flirt with girls. It was surprisingly entertaining!

"Wait, Evelyn." I heard as I turned to leave. I turned back around. Apparently Kyoya did have something to say about it.

"Hmm?" I asked, puzzled.

"How do you know it was you that said something to make me act like that?" He inquired. Okay, now I was just confused.

"What do you mean? I mean how could've it not been me, who else could've made you so mad you left the room?"

Kyoya POV

I didn't even know why I asked Evelyn to wait. It just kinda blurted out before I could stop it. And that was true, if not her then who could've made me so upset? It was probably Hikaru, with his endless laughter and snide comment about me being the devil.

"Well it wasn't you. It was Hikaru." I told her. Evelyn raised an eyebrow. "I dislike people to laugh at me like that, which he was doing." Evelyn sighed.

"But Kyoya, I was the one who made him laugh in the first place." She had a good point there. But for some reason I found it hard to be mad at her. Strange.

"Yet you weren't the one laughing. So therefore, it was everyone else who laughed." Evelyn gave me a confused look, and then shook her head.

"That doesn't make any sense at all… But whatever. Why aren't you entertaining girls like all of the other hosts?" she asked.

"Well I only entertain on Tuesdays, every other day I'm busy managing the money of the club. Somebody has to do that." She laughed. It was a very pretty laugh.

"Well I guess you guys aren't just a bunch of boys who like to flirt with girls. When Haruhi told me about it in the letter, I thought she was joking. I guess you guys really are serious." I felt something in my chest flutter a bit at her words. She believed in the host club. Though why did that matter that some girl who owed me a debt make me act like this? I'd have to look it up later.

"I only joined this club because Tamaki wanted me to. It was his idea, after all." I informed her. "I'm more of a money-manager than a host most of the time." She nodded, and then gestured to my black book.

"Do you write that stuff in your stalker book, too?" She asked, grinning. I couldn't help but crack a smile at that.

"It's not a stalker book." I reminded her, "It's my black book. I call it that because the cover's black. And to answer your question, yes I write down the club's balance in it."

"Hmm. Well I have to go see how the 'natural' Haruhi makes the girls fall for her, I still have a hard time believing a straight girl is so good at flirting with girls. See you later." With that Evelyn walked away. I sighed. Somehow it hurt just a bit watching her go.

Evelyn POV

I walked back towards Haruhi when Tamaki jumped in front of my path.

"Hey Evelyn, I've got a better idea for how you can pay off your debt!" He gushed, sparkling with happiness. I really wondered about this guy…

"Really" I inquired. "How could I do that?"

"It's quite simple, really. You could be the first female host!" Tamaki looked very proud of that idea. Well, I guess that made sense.

"So is it the whole if I get five-hundred boys to request me I get off free without having to pay?" I asked hopefully. Tamaki nodded gleefully. Well I didn't have any objections; I got to pay off a debt by flirting with hot guys! Who doesn't want that?

"You should start tomorrow." Tamaki told me. "I've been thinking about adding girls to the host club for a while now, and you're a good opening for it!" Just then, some engine revved and this strange girl with golden hair came up from the ground.

"Ahahahaha! You're to be sure to include your manager in this, right Tamaki?" She announced. He nodded.

"Of course, Renge." Tamaki turned back to me. "Evelyn, meet Renge. She's the host club manager. Renge, meet Evelyn. She's a transfer student from America and she's going to be one of the first host club female members along with you." Renge stepped down and shook my hand.

"Nice to finally meet you Evelyn. I see that you need to pay off your debt as a host. So I'll be one of your partners!" I smiled at her. Although a bit odd, Renge seemed pretty cool.

"I guess so; I wonder how long it'll take me to get 500 boys to request me though. I only have this semester…" I trailed off. Since the host club was going to have female members only since tomorrow, there would most likely be a flock of them at the beginning, but not 500. Hopefully I made this before I had to go back home, although the only one I was concerned about hunting me down was Kyoya. Let's just hope I make it out of this alive.

AN: Sooo….. Watcha think? Love it? Hate it? Feel like searching for platypus eggs in Antarctica? Tell me in a REVIEW!

Kyoya: Nobody wants to review.

Me: SHUTTUP! I also need a new name for this story! Help!

Evelyn: At least I get to flirt with hot guys…

Kyoya: *secretly jealous*

Me: OoOoOoOoOohhhhh!But seriously, RATE&REVIEW! Bye!

~HalfDragonLover