Chapter Four

Jeff immediately tried to reason with the older man.

"You cannot be serious! How the hell are we supposed to wrestle when we only have about seven feet between the two of us? Wrestling like that would be hard as hell not to mention dangerous!"

Mark had thought of that and while he didn't want to seriously hurt the boys he was, by way of conversation with Vince, their only match tonight. He could make the match go the way he wanted. Safe, for the most part, but he could also lay a beating on them using that chain to his advantage.

"Calm down .The only match you guys have tonight is against me. I talked to Vince and made sure of it."

While the brothers were both contemplating painful scenarios involving their boss, Jeff and Matt considered this. Being the professional he is, Mark he wouldn't actually do any serious damage but damn, he'd have them by the balls, so to speak.

The brothers looked at each other and silently came to an agreement. They would go through with the match.

Jeff was about to tell the Taker as much when he noticed Matt starting to fidget in his seat. The older Hardy was starting to look a little flush and his breathing was a little off.

"Matt you okay?" Jeff asked.

Matt silently made a motion that was between nodding and shaking his head. He none to discreetly moved his left hand down below the table and...What the hell was he doing?

Jeff quickly diverted his eyes to underneath the table top and spotted Matt adjusting himself within his jeans. Okay fine he was trying to be covert about it but why the hell was his body reacting like that? And why was Glen covering his mouth? And lastly why were his shoulders shaking?

Glen noticed Jeff studying him and quickly got himself under control.

"Jeff you might want to take Matt and head back to your rooms".

Jeff frowned. "Why is that Glenn?"

Glen grinned and jerked his head towards Matt. "Trust me".

Jeff was about to object when Matt grabbed his arm and hissed "Jeff please please let's go back to our room".

Confused but seeing his brother was serious Jeff took one last look at the two men and got up from the table. Instead of taking the lead, Matt insisted that Jeff go first. Jeff led the way with Matt very close behind him. Matt even let them take the elevator, which was odd because Jeff was the lazy one.

When they got off at their floor, Matt practically marched Jeff in front of them all the way to their room. Jeff was starting to lose patience. While fumbling for their room key Jeff asked

"Matt what the hell has gotten into you?"

Matt just shook his head and said "I'll explain when we get inside".

Jeff was very confused but as soon as the little green light flashed Matt pushed him through the door, closing it behind them.

"Okay Matty take a seat and explain to me what the hell that was all about".

Matt gingerly sat on his bed, nervously crossing and uncrossing his legs. Finally having found a semi-comfortable position, he started to explain.

Back at Mark and Glenn's table

Glenn's face was a shade of red Mark had never seen. Mark was almost worried about his friend's health. Glenn was shaking hard with laughter and Mark was forced to wait until he was done to ask his question.

When Glenn had himself under some modicum of control, Mark finally voiced something he had waited 8 minutes to ask.

"What exactly is so funny?"

Glenn grinned and reached into his back pocket. He brought his hand back in front and carefully laid a vial of about two in. in height on the tabletop. The vial was nothing special: no label and there was a small amount of blue dusty looking substance at the bottom.

Glenn smirked. "Know what this stuff is?"

Mark took a second to think. After coming up with nothing he raised an eyebrow.

Glenn answered, "Viagra".

Mark's mouth opened slightly in shock for a second before letting out a full bellied laugh. It was Glenn's turn to wait out Mark's laughing.

Mark finally calmed down and looked at Glenn, impressed.

"I thought we agreed on ex-lax?

Glenn chuckled and replied "I know but I thought this would be much more embarrassing. After all they didn't cruelly embarrass you, you know?"

Mark thought about it. Yeah, the guys had had their fun but they didn't do anything he wouldn't do. Plus, Glenn had a point. The Hardy's walking around with boners the entire day would be hilarious to see.

Glenn continued to explain.

"It gets better man. I put more in the first cup of coffee than the second cup. Barely any in the second now that I think about it. Judging by Matt's reaction he was the one to get the full blast. And that's even better because he's the more reserved of the two, isn't he?"

Damn, Mark thought. He is a crafty bastard. I hope I never piss him off.

Both men finished their coffee and then headed for their room, preparing to get in a workout.