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ALUCARD:creep
ME: am not!
SERAS:i am sooo sorry you guys...guess im doing the disclaimer...fear dosnt own fairy tail the characters or me and master although she would love to... now read on
ME:p.s. im just typing as i go now i have lots of school so if there anything random i am once again sorry :(
TIME SKIPtwo weeks later~
levy Mcgarden...or more preferably LEVIN McGarden walked through the rowdy guild of fairy tail.
He had gotten used to his becoming of a male being heck he could even piss regularly now...some girls from fairy tail despite the fact that they KNOW he was a girl before just cant fight the urge to WANT the guy i mean hey you cant really blame them can ya'?Ever since becoming a teenage boy levin had changed his name to seem more in his zone... he had gotten into hand combat too.. but some downs to the whole thing was...3 certain people in life...Jet and Droy...who seem to still "love" the kid and his biggest worry
Gajeel Redfox...or now as he so grudgingly agreed on Gizelle Redfox...
The girl wanted poor levin's head on a stake,burnt to a crisp,and marshmallow flavored, just so she could chew it up then spit it back despite her hatred for the boy her womanly hormones said to herself "dayuuuum he fine" Not only that,but she grew to love her watermelony chest,and every other part of her...body,using them as a leverage in combat agains perverted thugs and mages and other stuff...but thats another story we just might get into im not so sure yet o;
"unf!levin!?" the blue haired boy snapped out of his trance as he heard his name "did you not hear me?" it was mirajane
"wha'?" he replied.
Face planting,the older woman shook her head "I need you to do me a favor."
"sure mira...what is it exactly?" the boy asked giving the snow haired girl his attentnion
"well a stock of liquor just came in...and well its all the way across town down at the docks...and you dont seem to be busy at all..."the wom,an trailed off waiting for the boy to get the frowned at her she just called him time wasteing
"yeah sure whatever ill go" he mumbled walking towards the door.
"oh wait!" the snowy haired woman called from behind turned around a delicate blue eyebrow raised in a elegant arch"hmm?"
Mirajane gave a sigh"well...uh would you take gizelle with you?"
Levin felt like he was just with a salmon..considering at that right moment happy came along chasing Natsu with a big salmon raised above his head knocking the bluette upside his head in the process
"oh no no no! i absolutely will not!" he said backing away as fast as he could
mira gave hgim a pleading face"please!?" she started "she dosnt do anything but glare at every one in the guil or harass someone and when she is doing something its eating part of my bar!"
Levin face palmed"ugh fine!" he growled"but im not telling her that's your job" he then turned on his heals only to run into his worst night mare
"im already here" the girl said with a smirk that said 'ohhhh i will enjoy this'
"ugh,lets just go" levin said leaving the guild gizelle following in suit.
OUT SIDE
Levin and Gizelle walked down the busy street of magnolia scowels on both of thier faces."you know i hate you right?" gizelle said looking up at the boy who just glared at the girl
"im not very fond of you either" he replied,and continued walking
after a good 3 minutes gizelle veered of towards the right "hey smart ass have you ever gotten drunk before?" she asked
Levin followed her with his eyes "no,what does that have to do with anything?"
the raven haired girl smiled "guess we're about to find out" and then she dissapered into a pub one that levin hadnt noticed before looking at the name 'Vodka king' "ohh fear turkey why me?" he asked out loud before following the rebellious teen inside
after making it inside the bar levin came face to face with a darkish area there wasnt much people there but you could tell it was a a moshpit by night time the black lights,the dancefloor the DJ stand,and last but not least the bar. and sitting at it was gizelle staring at the blue haired teen with the evilest smirk he had ever seen "WHAT ARE WE DOING IN HERE!?" he hissed as he sat down next to the girl
"well considering the fact that i asked you if you ever got drunk before and you said "no" then i walked into a bar and sat down here waiting for you..id say from the position of the moon and the suuun that we are...getting drunk"
levin sighed'well duh levin' he mentally scolded himself "we arent supposed to be here though" he tried"mirajane sent us to get the liquor and come back" he said pulling at the girl
"well she didnt say we couldnt stop for a drink on the way there" she countered back
"ugh!" levin cried "you're impossible!
just then the bartender came over
"may i help you?" he asked
gizelle frowned"well you are the bartender right?"
the man frowned"i prefer mixologist"any one know where i got that from? XD
"oh ho ho ho! levin you hear that the man prefers mixologist! well mixologist get your ass back there and mix me a Citrus Thaipiroshka...and get the idiot a uh...bombay sapphire i guess..."
levin frowned but remained quiet as the man walked of mumblig something about mixing the punk girls brains around...
as they waited for thier drinks gizelle and levin stared at each other hatred in eachothers eyes
"ive got your drinks" the mixologist said sliding them thier glasses each "thank you.." levin muttered sniffing the fluid and setting it down with disgust while gizelle downed her cocktail
"you're not ganna drink it?" she said wipeing her mouth with her arm
levin shook his head with disgust"ugh no" he said eyes ing the girl then glared
"i didnt waste my money on you so you could not drink the damn thing!" she hissed getting in his face "you drink the thing or not be able to drink anything else anymore"
levin gulped and picked up the alcoholic beverage sighing he sipped on it "its not that bad i guess"
"i know thats why i got it for ya so drink it" gizelle said ordering herself another drink
2 hours later
More people filled the pub and gizelle and levin were still there drinking there lives away
"maaaaaan i think im 'hic' buzzeed 'hic'" levin said leaning on the girl next to him with a goofy smile on his face
"seeeeee?'hic' didnt i'hic' tell you it was good'hic'?" the girl said with a smile resembling her companion
the both giggled and a girl sat next to levin catching his attentnion
she had brown hair that went to her shoulders and green eyes that hade had bangs swooping over them in the left direction her clothes consisted of black shorty-shorts and a red tank top and finished with black tennis shoes
"hey there cutie" she said to levin who looked around wondering who she was talkiong to
"who meh?" he asked in disbelief
the girl giggled "uh yah" levin waved at her then turned back to gizelle only to be grabbed by the shoulder and spun around "the girl was in his face cleavage and all with a hand tucking her hair behind her ears "wanna dance?"
levins face dropped i mean litterally dropped
"pfft me? dance?" he then started laughing "i'm not very good at dancing and im drunk at the moment'hic'"
the girl frowned"pleeeeease?"
leven flinched but set his drink down and grabbed the girls hand "why da fuck not?"
gizelle glared at the two retreating forms "i cant believe he seriously got asked to dance...and he went" she growled at the was trying to dance along with the girl but was loosing his footing considering he was so tipsy and the girl was laughing at his failed attempt to dance.
shaking her head gizelle turned back to the bar "see your friend is occupied" the mixologist said while cleaning out a cup
she scoffed "that blu baboon isnt my friend" she said taking a swig of the baboons drink "just some guy i work with" the mixologist chuckled mhm sure" and then he went to the backroom
suddenly the door to the pub burst open and every one turned towards the door
"WHERE IS LEVIN AND GIZELLE!?" it was mira jane and she did not seem happy...one bit "ohhhh shit"
gizelle said
OOOOOOHHH GIZELLE SEEMS JALLY IN DA BELLY AND LEVIN IS ONE MEAN LEAN DANCIN MACHINE O; AND IT DOSNT SEEM THAT MIRAJANE IS VERY HAPPY... BUT WE'LL SEEN WHEN WE TUNE BACK TO THIS FIC REVIEW OR NO NEW UPDATES :) sorry if its not as funny as last time but im trying to get to the serious moods here you know what i mean? but i did make the chapter longer than the others o3o
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