"ARTHUR PENDRAGON!"
Arthur looked up from the papers he had been reviewing, only to see one pissed off Merlin. He sighed. Oh joy.
"What the hell what that earlier?! You've always told me that I'm not 'just a servant' but then you not only insult me, but basically call me just that!" she had slammed the door shut behind her, so it was likely the guards wouldn't hear her screams.
"Look, Merlin-"
"Don't you 'look, Merlin' me! You really don't have an excuse, except that you're king, and a royal ass!"
"Merlin-"
"I don't want to hear it, alright? You call me an idiot all the time, but today was just-"
"MERLIN!" yelled the king, not able to tolerate even male Merlin's screaming. "Look Merlin, I did it for your own good."
She smiled in sneering way. "Really? It's good to insult people?"
"No, it's not. I didn't mean one word of it. That Jeffery just wanted to get in your pants and-" he was interrupted by Merlin's very loud laughter. "What?"
"Jeffery….wanted….get in my pants!" she choked out.
"What's so funny about that?"
"Do you really think I'd let him?"
Arthur blinked. Merlin could take care of her/himself. Arthur never cared before that Merlin might have admirers. Come to think of it, did the servant before this little gender change happened?
"Ummmm…"
"You, Arthur Pendragon, are a clotpole. What happened to your face?"
"Gwaine," he said, wincing at the memory.
"Ah," she smiled. "Got to love Gwaine."
Did she just say she loved- Arthur shook his head to clear his thoughts. "So are we good? I really don't want my servant choking me over this matter while I sleep."
"I guess," sighed Merlin, never really angry for that long.
Arthur smiled and enveloped her in a hug. She didn't hug back, and her form tensed. Arthur pulled away and held her at arm's length. "What?"
"Other than you just squishing my new breasts"-she ignored his snickering- "you never hug me. When I asked you for a hug a few weeks ago, you started chasing me!"
"Well…"
"Well, what?"
"You're a woman now….."
"Ugggh, I just had this conversation with Gwaine! I'm not a woman, I'm just trapped in a woman's body, yet everyone keeps calling me a 'she,'" she said, throwing hands up in disgust for the situation. "And why would you treat me any different?"
"Well…"
"Know, what? I don't want to hear it!" She stormed out.
Arthur sighed and went on to daydream on how nice it felt to have those breasts and the rest of Merlin squished against him.
The ending sounds a little perverted, don't ya think? Maybe I should change the rating to 'T.' So I hoped you enjoyed this chapter, the next one will probably be action packed. Sorry this one was so short! And please review, bad or nice things! Hopefully nice!