TITLE: School Student's Saviour
AUTHOR: Alli97nomel
DISCLAIMERS: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its awesomeness or its characters, only my imagination, my love of writing stories for others to read and my love of Harry Potter. Also, I don't own any of the head cannons I use – Tumblr is my supplier and all I do is bring them to life.
RATING: Because these will be short chapters I'm not sure of the rating but knowing me I'd better play it safe! (K – NC-17+)
WARNING: To all reading in class: as much as they can look like it, teachers are not idiots. Therefore I am taking no responsibility if your phone, laptop ect. gets taken off you for reading this in class. You all need to embrace your inner Slytherin and be cunning, clever and skillful when you are reading. May Merlin be with you all in your quest to evade dying in class!
CHAPTER 2 – MONDAY
It was Monday morning and all was quiet. James was in the middle of conscious and unconscious. He somehow knew that he had to get up but couldn't quite bring himself to do it. With willpower that no one on a Monday morning posses he managed to flutter one eyelid open. That one eyelid felt as heavy as a herd of Giants. His eye looked around the dark room and saw the light slipping through the curtains on the window. James groaned into his pillow; he was too tired to go to work.
His bed was so soft. It seemed to be molded to fit his shape. He sunk into the comfortable mattress. His pillow was so comfy. All in all his bed was warm and snug and James couldn't bring himself to leave it. He brought the covers over his head and fell back asleep.
Meanwhile, "Rose piss off!"
"You need to get up it's your first day of work!"
"Let me die in peace!"
"Lily get up!"
Lily mumbled something incoherent into her pillow. Rose sighed and left the room. She tiptoed into the kitchen.
"Oh, hi," Rose whispered.
Dominique sat crossed legged onto of the kitchen bench with a book in one hand and a steaming mug in the other. She looked up. "Good morning," she returned the smile.
"How long have you been up?" Rose asked as she opened the cupboard to take her own mug.
"About half an hour," she replied quietly.
Rose knew that they would live perfectly together. "Is Vic up yet?"
"You know Vic," Dominique roller her eyes "she wakes up at the crack of noon."
Rose and Dominique chuckled quietly. They heard a door squeak and looked up. Albus treaded softly into the kitchen. He rubbed his face in his hands and yawned.
"It is too early," he said shaking his head as he blindly reached for a mug. "Rose, Lily needs to get up, she can't be late today."
"You try waking her up," Rose told him giving him a defeated look "is she always that snappy in the morning?"
Albus was about to answer but he heard a sound and turned around. Albus, Rose and Dominique all cocked their heads to the side in marvel.
Louis and Hugo both had one hand covering their eyes. Louis had his free arm around Hugo and Hugo had his free arm extended out in a very antenna like fashion. His arm felt around as they both moved in short shuffles.
"Are we in the kitchen yet?" Hugo asked sounding tired as he clutched onto Louis.
"I don't think so," Louis whispered.
Albus, Rose and Dominique sat quiet and motionless. Their mouths open as their heads turned progressively as they followed the movement of the two younger boys.
Louis and Hugo did find the kitchen. In fact they found it and successfully passed it. They walked straight into the pots and pan. They banged into them and they, as well as the pots and pans, fell to the ground with a loud clatter.
Albus, Rose and Dominique all winced as they heard the bang.
"The light!" Louis screamed "It burns!"
"Aaaarrgghh!" Hugo shouted. Their arms and legs swung about widely on the floor. They both had squeezed their eyes tightly shut. Their hands fumbled around. Louis found a large brass pan and put in over his head to shield himself from the rising sun. Hugo copied him and the two boys curled up together on the kitchen floor and fell back to sleep.
Rose and Dominique looked away from their brothers in embarrassment.
A bedroom door swung open. Scorpius flew into the kitchen wearing nothing but his boxers. His tired features and his panicked expression made him look like a mad man.
"What the hell happened?" he demanded "I heard a," he looked around the room "BANG!" this came out as a shout and Rose, Dominique and Albus jumped at the sudden outburst. They all pointed to the two boys asleep on the tiles.
"How did…" Scorpius shook his head "don't tell me…it's too early. Rose can you pass me a mug?"
"S-sure," Rose stammered. Scorpius seemed to be unaware that he was only in his ruffled boxers. Albus bit back a grin.
"Merlin," Scorpius yawned as he stirred some sugar into his steaming mug "I'm so out of it."
Albus reached for the bread. "Toast anyone?"
"Two for me please," Rose nodded.
"No thanks," Dominique smiled and then immersed herself back in her book.
"Four," Scorpius mumbled as he rested his head on the bench.
Back in James and Teddy's room James had reluctantly woken up. With droopy eyes he put his hand up to the top bunk and gently shook Teddy.
"Teddy?" James whispered "Teddy?"
Teddy made a small noise and then groaned into his pillow.
"Teddy we have to g– Holy shit!" James exclaimed.
Teddy bolted up promptly hitting his head on the ceiling.
"Fuck ow! W-what…what's wrong?" Teddy asked fumbling over his words.
James burst out laughing. "While most of us get morning wood you get morning faces."
Teddy was confused to why James was laughing. His hand went up to his face. He groaned. "Not again."
When he fell asleep sometimes he would unconsciously metamorphose. Sometimes it would be images from his dreams, parts of animals and most embarrassingly, the people who he fancied.
"Who am I?" he asked weakly.
"Professor McGonagall."
"What?" Teddy shouted.
"I' m kidding," James laughed "I'm not sure. You've got different eyes, a different nose, a different face shape…you're just a whole bunch of mixed up features honestly."
Teddy sighed in relief. James kept laughing. Teddy threw a pillow at him.
Back in the kitchen Rose turned to Albus. "Go and wake your sister."
Albus sighed and walked towards Lily's room. "If I come back without my reproductive organs it's your fault," he told Rose over his shoulder.
He opened the door quietly and walked in. He nudged his sister delicately. "Lily?"
"What?" Lily groaned she brought her red hair over her eyes to shield more light.
"If you don't wake up you're going to be late for your first day," he told her softly.
"But I'm so tired," she whined. Albus sighed. He gently peeled off her covers Lily made a sound of protest. And Like when they were little Albus scooped her up in his arms and carried her into the kitchen. Lily wrapped her arms around her brother and buried her face in his neck. He placed her on a chair and her feet curled up as her toes touched the cold floor.
"Reproductive organs all in check?" Scorpius asked Albus jokingly.
"Ha, ha very f– James! The –" thunk! Albus winced, "wall." James had left his room with his eyes half open and he had walked straight into the wall.
Teddy fell onto the couch laughing hysterically. James rubbed her forehead. "It's too early to think." He reasoned.
"Turn your autopilot off dick head," Lily mumbled to her brother.
"Are you okay?" Rose asked as he walked to the kitchen in a zombie like fashion approach "James you need to watch where you are going otherwise–" James placed his hand over her mouth.
"Shhh," he said speaking in an I'm-barely-alive voice "too many big words."
He sat down next to Albus at the table. He extended his hand in Rose's direction. "Coffee," he whispered. He sounded like he was a dying man and that was his last wish, he sounded like he had been living in a parched dessert for three days without water.
"I don't know how you drink that shit," Scorpius shook his head in disgust "it smells like poison."
Rose handed James his mug filled with the muggle drink. James brought it to his lips and drank deeply. He smiled.
"It's alive," Lily snickered. Albus laughed.
Now that James was awake he noticed that Scorpius was only in his boxers. "Scorp, go put a tshirt on."
"My sexiness too much for you to handle James?" Scorpius teased, messing about.
"Oh I can handle it…but I'm not sure that she can…so go and put a tshirt on." James replied keeping his tone neutral.
"Who?" Lily, Rose and Dominique asked, all looking up from what they were doing.
"Nothing," James, Albus and Scorpius all said at the same time. James and Albus shared smirks as Scorpius pulled on a tshirt and came back to the kitchen.
A door shut loudly and everyone's head turned to the sound. Victoire staggered into the kitchen. Her hair was like a wild bird nest. She glared at them all.
"Oh good morning sleeping beauty," Rose teased.
Victoire stuck up her finger. Her eyes narrowed as she looked at Teddy and James. "Traitors," she hissed.
"We got up four minutes before you!" Teddy exclaimed.
Victoire shook her head as she glowered at them. She stomped into the kitchen and picked up James' mug, taking a long sip of his coffee. She issued a loud shriek. Everyone jumped in shock except for Dominique who continued reading her book indifferently.
"I'm going to have a shower," Victoire announced.
"Ten minutes," Lily teased as she took a bite of her toast.
"Screw that," Victoire muttered "literally." Lily laughed.
Teddy walked over to the kitchen to get a plate. "Hey Vic, I was thinking th– argh!" There was a loud clash as Teddy tripped over Louis and Hugo who were still asleep on the floor with all the pots and pans surrounding them. James had to put his mug down because he was laughing so hard.
"What the hell are you doing on the floor?" Teddy exclaimed.
"The LIGHT!" Hugo shrieked. Louis who had managed to clutch his pan to his head despite Teddy tripping over him felt around for a pot and wacked it onto Hugo's head.
There was a muffled 'ow' from under the pot. "Thanks," Hugo called out from beneath the brass.
"Retards," Victoire said in disgust as she shook her head looking at her brother on the floor.
"SHIT!" Rose screamed.
"What?" Scorpius screamed back in worry.
"It's eight o'clock!"
There was a silence…and then–
"Fuck!" Scorpius shouted.
"Shit!" Lily screamed.
"Bloody hell!" Came a muffled yell from underneath a pot.
"We are so screwed!" Louis agreed from under his pan.
"Go! Go! Go!" Albus cried.
"Who's showering first?" Lily asked
"There's no time to shower!" Rose replied.
"I haven't eaten!" I haven't eaten James argued.
"How long do we have?" Teddy asked.
"Shit, shit, shit!" Rose cursed.
"What the hell are you all standing around curing for?" Victoire exclaimed "Run!"
In a bang of pots and pans, a dropping of mugs, a giant swallow of unchewed toast, a cry of instructions and a string of swear words everyone leaped in a frenzy that we all like to call, The Morning Rush.