"And thats every thing that happened between you and I" Shadowman said.
"Wait...so I did that? Me?" Protoman shuddered. As shadowman moved closer to protoman's face.
"You did proto-chan" Shadowman started to move in close to protoman's face. As fast as lighting protoman ran away. Down the stairs again. Suddenly he felt a strong arm pick him up.
"Hey babyboy you were gone when I woke up. Guess your not one for morning wood?" Gutsman spoke.
Protoman screamed and uppercutted the fuck out of gutsman.
"DON'T PLAY HARD TO GET SHAWTY." Gutsman yelped in pain.
I've gotta get out of here. Protoman thought. I need to go home. I can't remember yesterday and there is no way in hell my anus could take gutsman. Shit I don't even wanna think about that I just need to get the hell out of here.
Protoman tried to open the door. It was bolted shut. Freaking about in panic, Protoman satdown in the corner in a ball.
"Is there any goddamn robot master I haven't slept with" Protoman groaned.
Suddenly a loud voice spoke all over the house.
"How's your love life looking protoman?!" the mysterious voice said
"Not so hot and who the hell are you?" Protoman asked.
"Nevermind that but do you know what day is it?"
"What day is it?"
"APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKA"
"Oh so they were all playing ...Thats good" Protoman sighed in relief.
"Actually no. I programmed them to like you then I put an Isolationchip inside you so I could control your actions"
"UGGGGH SON OF A BITCH."
"If you want everyone to return to normal you'll have to come find me I'll give you 2 hours."
"Well this is some shit"
TO BE CONTINUED.