Tris POV:
Christina and I get to Zeke's just in time for Uriah to pop of the cork on the champagne. He chugs it and then Zeke does. Will said that this is how Dauntless parties usually start. The whole way here, Christina was literally running in her stilettoes and I was hobbling along.
Right as Christina goes with Will to get drinks, Tobias walks up to me and we snog for a minute and sit on the couch, I'm on his lap. We kiss on the mouth for a few minutes then he goes to get drinks. I'm sitting there listening to music when a familiar voice calls out my name. I turn around and Uriah is commenting on how fit I look. He stumbles up and whispers something not worth repeating in my ear. "No! Uriah! I'm not going to sleep with you! Damn you dirty drunk perv!" I smack him, but he just pulls me towards him.
"Trissy-boo, don't you understand? Carrying my babies is a good thing! Come on, just a little hicky?" He pokes my boob and laughs at that and I use my stiletto heel to crush down on his foot. He shrieks in pain and grabs his foot. Then his drink goes flying. Towards Peter. Luckily he is too drunk to notice because he just laughs and starts hitting on a girl who he calls 'Rolanda.'
Tobias by this point is back with our drinks. He glares at Uriah who is doubled over in pain and kicks him in the shin then tells him not to mess with the boss. Uriah starts crying and asking quite randomly if there is a god.
Tobias starts chatting me up, "So, Tris, you like beer? I do. You know what I like more than beer? Dauntless cake. And what do I like more than Dauntless cake? You. So let's party like real Dauntless," I giggle and take one of his beers. It tastes terrible, like my mouth is on fire. I thrust it back towards him, until it leaves a good feeling in my head. I take it back and kiss his lips. They feel quite nice. We snog again and he pulls me towards him. I keep sipping beer and eventually drink it quite fast. The world seems so nice. Then Zeke decides to do karaoke. Tobias and I wake from our daze and listen to Zeke 'king of karaoke' singing "We are the Champions" horribly. Tobias is more drunk than me. He keeps telling me that I have pretty eyes and that I was prettier wearing gray, in Abnegation. Then he tells me about Marcus.
"Shh! Tobias! Someone will hear you!" I whisper.
"Is that someone you?" he responds, giggling halfway through it.
"That's it. We're leaving."
"But why, Trissy?"
"I'll get you cake."
"Okay. Where to, major general?"
"Your apartment. Here, give me the keys." We get there and he pukes. I get him some cake and pour him a glass of water and get water for myself, remembering Will's comment on how alcohol dehydrates you.
Tobias comes out of his bathroom, "Tris? What exactly happened in there? Wait, it that cake?"
"Yeah, you can have it. We got drunk, but you more than me. Uriah said that he wanted to sleep with me and I crushed his foot with my stiletto," Tobias nods, "You talked about my eyes, Marcus and Abnegation, but no one heard-don't worry." Tobias sighs and starts eating cake. Once he's done, we fall asleep. I hear a loud noise, almost like a scream, but decide to ignore it.