Dear Readers,
Thank you, oh students and faculty, for only sending me three letters. Hopefully this awful thing will fade out of existence and I will be able to move on with my life!
dear honeybun,
boxers, briefs or commando?
love always,
sevvieforever
Dear S-Se-Sev... I can't bring myself to type it(or rather, to let Moz type it),
Boxers? NO.
Briefs? NO.
Commando? NO.
Sincerely,
Professor Snape
Dear professor snape,
when do you think padfoot will confess his love to moony?
A yaoi fangirl
Dear Yaoi,
*yawns* I couldn't care less what those two dunderhe- wait, did you say Sirius Black is in love with Remus Lupin? Sirius Black the wanted criminal is in love with a werewolf?
Hello? Is this Rita, Rita Skeeter? From the Daily Prophet? Boy, do I have some news for you...
Sincerely,
Professor Snape
P.S.- Eh, 5th or 6th year, Marauders Era.
Snape, will I get laid tonight?
Lovely, now how am I supposed to know who you are? SIGN YOUR NAME, PEOPLE!
But if you come down the the dungeons, yes you will. I'll expect you there about midnight tonight.
Sincerely,
Professor Snape