Somehow the bingo game aboard The Flying Dutchman had morphed from a painfully calm, quiet game of bingo, to a full out fist fight, to a happy hour, and finally everyone admitted defeat and retreated to the karaoke bar. Which, of course, led to the disaster currently ripping apart a certain Pooka's eardrums, as North most DEFINATELY could not sing, nor could the completely shit faced Mother Nature, but OH the blackmail from this would be SO worth it. He heard Jack giggle as he covertly snapped a few embarrassing photos to lord over North when he was no longer inebriated, the winter spirit seated next to him with a cold hard lemonade. Both he and Jack had a pleasant buzz going, and seemed to be some of the few with enough restraint to pace themselves. The singing had turned into drunken ballads, a few of the spirits actually getting a bit frisky in dark corners, Clovis and the groundhog locked in a beer chugging contest after a drunken argument. Aster smiled sadistically as the Groundhog stopped and threw up, catching it on camera and promising to bring it up the next time they had the misfortune of meeting.
Wow, first he managed to snare Jack and plenty of his sweet, frosty kisses, next blackmail against North for the next few decades (or until the next major party when something better came up), and now something against the Groundhog? Life was sweet.
"Oi Jackie, yer awfully-" Aster stared blankly at the now vacant spot next to him, wondering where the Hell his snowflake could have wandered off to without him noticing.
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"We're your Weather girls, and have we got news for you!"
Aster looked up on stage to see Jack grinning, Fool and Hallow up there with him with a microphone apiece as a familiar song began to play. Aster quickly set the camera to video mode and aimed, grinning as his snowflake winked at him.
"You better listen."
"Get ready, all you lonely girls, and leave those umbrellas at home!" Jack did a cute little pose as he sang out his lines, his smile laughing and his eyes sparkling with happiness.
"Humidity is rising..."
"Mmm...Rising..."
"Barometers getting low..."
"How Low girl?"
"According to all sources..."
"What sources now?"
"The streets the place too go..."
"We'd better hurry up!"
"Cause tonight for the first time, just about half past ten! For the first time in History, it's gonna start raining men!" Aster couldn't help but snicker as the three did a few hip pops, hamming it up and putting sass the likes of which he'd only seen Sandy display into their performance.
"It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen!"
"I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get-"
"Absolutely soaking wet!"
"It's Raining Men! Hallelujah, it's raining Men! Every specimen!"
"Tall, blond, dark and lean! Rough and tough and strong as meeeeeeee!"
"God Bless Mother Nature!"
"She's a single Woman too!"
"She took off to heaven!"
"And she did what she had to do~."
"She bought Every angel! And rearranged the skies! So that each and every woman, could find her perfect guyyyyyyyyyy!"
"Ooh it's raining men yeah!"
"Humidity is rising..."
"Humidity is rising..."
"Barometer's getting low..."
"It's getting low, low, low, low..."
"According to all sources..."
"According to all sources..."
"The street's the place to go..."
"For tonight for the first time, just about half past ten, for the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men!"
"It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men! Amen! It's raining men! Hallelujah it's raining men, amen! It's raining men! Hallelujah it's raining men! Amen!"
"Tall, dark, blond and lean!"
"Rough and tough and strong as me!"
"She bought every angel!"
"She rearranged the sky!"
"Hallelujah!" Aster found himself laughing and clapping along with the drunk masses as the trio took an exaggerated bow, making way for the next pair of drunken idiots on stage.
"Ya would, Snowflake." Chuckled Aster as Jack slipped back to the table, Jack grinning happily and depositing himself on Aster's lap. Jack kissed Aster on the nose, smiling as the Pooka's ears flattened in embarrassment. Only then did Aster notice Jack's skin tone taking on a slight hue of pink, or the sweat dripping down his face.
"Your soft." He sighed, cuddling up to Aster. Aster grabbed the cold lemonade and held it against Jack's forehead, looking him over with a hint of worry.
"And yer overheating." He said flatly. "Come on Snowflake. Lets get ya in a nice cold bath." Jack nodded weakly and Aster scooped him up with one arm, thankful that everybody was too busy drinking, gambling and singing horribly to notice the two leave, save for a certain fairy and cherub, currently piss drunk but still retaining enough sense to toast their tequila in victory.
Aster carried Jack to his bedroom, a small part of his mind noting the wintery decor as he shut and locked the door, making a beeline for the washroom. One paw turned on the cold water, Jack curled up against his chest, using his shoulder as a pillow while his body tried to cool. Once the water was running, he added a bit of warm to the mix, not wanting to shock Jack. While the tub slowly filled, Aster began peeling off Jack's clothes, trying not to stare as silky white skin was revealed with each shred of clothing lost. Jack whined as he was peeled away from Aster, but sighed happily as he was settled into the cool water. Aster smiled as blue eyes sent him a grateful look, but was shocked to say the least, when Jack opened his mouth and tugged on his arm.
"Get in." He said, pulling Aster's arm into the water.
"Wha-" Jack gave him an adorable pout.
"Please?" he asked cutely. Aster fought with himself for a few moments, but sighed and relented.
"Alright." He said. Jack scooted forward, and Aster got into the chilly water behind him. The water wasn't actually that bad. Jack seated himself in Aster's lap, smiling as he reassumed his earlier position of using Aster as a chair and his shoulder as a pillow. Aster rubbed his side, enjoying the feeling of Jack curled up against him. Jack sighed and nuzzled against his neck and shoulder affectionately. Aster purred, the feeling surprisingly pleasant.
"Your fur is soft..." sighed Jack, running his fingers through the soft fur on his shoulders. Aster felt Jack shift, and suddenly he was looking into blue eyes. Without warning, Jack seized his ears, gently rubbing the bases. Aster purred, the touch extremely pleasant.
"A-Aster..." Aster blinked, realizing he had been nuzzling Jack's chest with his muzzle. His ears went flat as he apologized, pulling back. Jack huffed and pulled him back, letting Aster hear the unnaturally slow thumps of his heart.
"No, I like it." He sighed, holding the Pooka's face in place (Ha, rhyme). Aster tentatively continued, Jack's skin turning a bit blue. Suddenly Jack squeaked, pulling away, face bright blue. Judging by how tightly Jack was clamping his legs shut, Aster had an idea what was going on. He decided to push his luck, drawing the winter spirit in closer.
"It's okay Snowflake." Said Aster, running a paw down his side and to his lower back, pressing him firmly against Aster's body. Jack sighed as Aster kissed him, wrapping his arms around the Pooka's neck. Jack ran his nails down Asters back, hugging him tightly while paws wandered, never venturing farther than Jack consented. Suddenly, Jack pulled away.
"Bunny...maybe we could...a little more comfortable..." Aster nodded, wrapping an arm around Jack while he stood and stepped out of the tub, pulling the drain with his free paw while the two continued to kiss and tug at each other. Aster shook the bulk of the water from his fur, Jack wrapping his legs around Aster's hips for balance.
Jack gasped for air as he hit the mattress, feeling his fuzz ball lover's growing arousal rub against his own. He thought he heard a small beep as he pushed his elbow into a bed spring, but ignored it.
Meanwhile, the children of Burgess (Minus Sophie, who was at her own slumber party across town) were having a slumber party, munching on popcorn while watching an array of movies from the rental store. Suddenly Jamie's cell phone went off, a picture of a snowflake on the screen.
"I wonder what Jack's calling about..." said Jamie, turning on the speaker option on the phone. The sound of rustling sheet filled the air as well as heavy breathing, all faces going deep red as they realized Jack wasn't calling them. Cupcake and Pippa were bright red, mouths hanging open as they processed just what was happening.
Jack took in a breath as they broke from the kiss. He frowned as Aster pulled away.
"Ah, Snowflake-" Jack frowned and pulled on his fur, bringing him back down so their foreheads touched.
"If you even THINK about leaving me blue balled now, I swear to MiM I will castrate you faster than you can say rabbit stew." In Burguess, all mouths were hanging open as Jamie grabbed the phone and shut it off, the guys looking like they wanted to rip out their eardrums. Pippa and Cupcake turned to each other in the stunned silence before taking a deep breath and squealing.
"Was that-" stammered Claude.
"Yeah!" squealed Pippa, covering her mouth.
"And they were-" whispered Monty.
"Sweet Man in the Moon yes!" giggled Cupcake, the two girls bouncing and hugging each other. Jamie shivered.
"GOD the brain bleach I'm gonna need for THAT." He coughed. "I can't believe JACK would be receiving th-"
"GYAH! NO images!" screamed Monty, Claude and Clyde. "MY EYES!"
Back on the ship, Aster was reaching for the condoms and lube North had planted on him, hoping Jack took no offence.
"Mnmm, I don't-" Aster held up the Christmassy lube and condoms, grinning.
"Fer once North being a nosey bludger came in handy." He said, licking Jack's throat. Jack gulped as Aster popped the lube cap, shivering lightly as he squeezed a generous helping on his ass. Aster studied Jack's face as he slowly pumped his fingers in and out of the winter spirit. No way in HELL Jack had any experience, being as tight as he was. Jack gasped, tearing up at the foreign experience. He looked down and his eyes widened.
"Holy shit your big." He stated, chuckling nervously. Aster kissed him, adding another finger.
"Don't ya worry Snowflake." He said smoothly. "I'm gonna get ya nice and ready for me." Aster carefully rolled on a condom, only to have it break as soon as it touched Jack's cold body. Jack saw and gasped, Aster adding a third finger. It felt good, having his ass stuffed by the Pooka, and while it was doubtful to him that the monster Aster sported would fit, it would feel as good as Hell.
"Forget the condom." Panted Jack. "Just-Fuck! Put it in!" Aster nodded, slopping a healthy dose of lube on his cock and pulling out his fingers. Jack's breath hitched as Aster pressed against him, rubbing against his hole. Jack hissed as Aster pushed in, slowly as to cause as little pain as possible, Jack's hips shaking and nails digging into his back.
"Oh MiM!" squeaked Jack. "You're ripping me in half!" Aster licked away the cold salty tears, still slipping in.
"Almost there Snowflake." He panted. "Yer doing fine." Jack cried out as Aster's hips met his, gasping for breath. Aster slowly withdrew an inch and went back, giving Jack time to adjust. Once he began to push back, Aster knew he was ready. Jack grabbed his shoulders as he began to pound into the spirit, Jack crying out as he hit his prostate.
"MnOHGOD! Bu-fu-BUNNY!" Aster captured Jack in a kiss, pressing their torsos together with one arm wound around his lower back. "THERE! MiM harder!" Aster obeyed until all that came from Jack's mouth were incoherent slurs and screams. He felt Jack begin to tighten and pulled the boy up, impaling him on his lap and letting the boy ride him.
"That's right Jackie." Huffed Aster, pushing up while he slammed Jack's hips down. "FUCK, yer tight!" Jack screamed, a bit of slushy droll coming from his mouth. He grabbed aster and kissed him, tongues dancing as he felt the coil in his stomach twitch. Suddenly Aster growled, thick heat shooting deep inside Jack's stomach. Jack screamed, body convulsing as he came, the two furiously riding out their orgasms. Finally Jack lost all steam and collapsed against Aster. Aster shuddered, and lay Jack down as he pulled out, laying next to him once free. Jack moaned at the felt hot cum dripping down his ass and thighs. It wasn't an unpleasant feeling.
"Oh wow..." murmured Jack, Aster pulling up the silky covers to cover his little lover.
"How's that for yer first?" asked Aster, lightly kissing and licking Jack's face.
"Best I'll probably ever have." He murmured, cuddling up to Aster. Aster rubbed his chin on Jack's head, marking him with his scent. If the damn Groundhog didn't get the message from this, he never would. But, with Jack clinging to him like a teddy bear, it was hard to think of anything but the chilly little show pony sharing his bed.
"Seeing as I plan to be the ONLY you've ever had, that better be the case." Jack laughed and yawned, snuggling deeper, if possible, into Aster's fur. Aster watched those pretty blue eyes close as he placed random kisses on his face, Jack smiling contently as he slept safe in Aster's arms. Aster frowned. Something was jabbing into his side. Careful not to wake Jack he fished out a cell phone. His ears drooped as he saw the ID picture of the person he on the other end.
"Poor little ankle biters." He chuckled, turning the phone off as he prayed the kids hadn't heard them going at it.
Meanwhile, in Burgess, Pippa and Cupcake were snickering.
"I knew Bunny would top." Snickered Pippa, Cupcake nodding as the boys threw popcorn at them.
"STOP!"