19 Reasons Why I Broke Up With You

by bonniebonbon

Hermione writes Ronald a super long letter after their break-up on all the reasons it was NOT meant to be. Could one of the reasons be a special someone….? SEQUEL IS OUT!

3. The Third Reason

Remember this?

"WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ****, I DON'T ********* BELIEVE THIS, JUST SHUT THE **** UP, YOU GIANT *******!"

Yep.

That, Ron, is you. At the Quidditch match. Chudley Cannons was losing.

And that, Ron, is the third reason I broke up with you.