A/N: Hey guys! New chapter's up! Please check out my other story, What I Thought. Thanks, and I just realized that no one cares about authors notes, so, yeah, I'll stop talking now….

The fifth reason: Your socks. Yes, the Chudley Cannons ones. They don't match your robes. Their colour is all washed out, and they are way too small for you.

I'M KIDDING, RON. I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR SOCKS.

But they are pretty ugly.

No, Ronald, the fifth reason, was that you forgot our anniversary.

[I am currently picturing you saying, "Merlin, the world's OVER!" in a high pitch voice. Don't try to deny it, it's too late, I know you too well.]

Well, maybe it isn't that big of a deal. I didn't think so at first.

But my friends convinced me otherwise. Not purposely, of course.

"What's wrong with you?"

Ginny was staring at something with a goofy smile on her face. "Notttthing…"she said in a girlish voice.

Luna and I looked at each other. Yeah, "nothing" was definitely "something".

"Spill it."

"Okay, well, yesterday was our anniversary, and he was just SOOOO romantic! He told me to go to the Quidditch field, and when I got there he was on his broom writing the words "I love you" in the sky with smoke. Then he got down and kissed me for a whole 5 minutes and gave me a pair of beautiful earrings! And then, and then he took me to the lake and we had a picnic! Did you know he could cook? He's great! He made me all this food and then turned on a slow song and asked me to dance! I'm the luckiest witch in Hogwarts to be dating him!"

"…Uh, Gin, we were just wondering, we didn't need to know your entire life story…" I muttered.

"Wait-who is he?" Luna asked.

"Oh, don't you know? It's Harry!"

"YOU'RE DATING?!"

3 months later.

"Luna, are you alright?"

"Huh, yeah…" Luna said in a dreamier-than-usual voice.

"Is it the nargles?"

"Nargles…what's that?"

Ginny and I looked at each other. Luna? Not knowing what nargles are?

Something. Is. Definitely. Wrong.

"Spill it." For some reason, I had a feeling of Déjà vu.

"Isn't he so romantic? He wrote me such a nice poem…such a beautiful poem…"

"Oh, I just remembered, it was your anniversary yesterday!"

"Yeah…"

"Aren't we so lucky? To have such great boyfriends! 'Mione, I wonder what Ron's going to do for you! When's your anniversary?"

"Today."