Wow. Who knew you could be this bad? Six reasons (and counting) why I broke up with you? That's really sad.

I mean, usually couples break up because they had a fight or something. But you actually have reasons!

Congratulations, you're officially the worst boyfriend ever! Here. A virtual cupcake for your triumph.

Now, Ron, I have a very hard activity for you. Focus. It'll take a lot of concentration. I know, I know, It's okay, Ron, I know that your brain can only hold a limited amount of information. It's perfectly normal. Many people are stupid.

But try your best to remember these, okay?

RON WEASLEY'S MOMENTS OF LAZINESS.

"Hermione, do my homework."

"I don't want to destroy the horcrux, it's disturbing to see you and Harry make out…"

"Hermione, PLEASE do my homework!"

"Can we kill Voldy later? I'm in the middle of a make-out session with Lav-Lav!"

"Hermione, I'm begging you!"

"Why are we hunting horcruxes? I want to go home and get presents!"

"Hermione, I thought you were my friend!"

"I don't want to apologize to Harry, I'd rather sit here, in the dark, thinking about how horrible my life is…"

"Thank you! Finally! By the way, my books are over there…"

"You-Know-Who's back? Whatever, a Veela kissed me!"

"Oh, and on the way, could you grab my socks? Thanks…"

So, do you remember any of these?

Yeah?

LIAR.

You never said any of them. (Except for the homework ones…you actually do ask me that. A lot).

It's basically what you said, though. I mean, Ron! Just look at yourself!

You don't care that an evil wizard set out to kill Harry is back, but you do care that you got kissed by a Veela, that, by the way, WAS WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE (Your league is between a rotten banana peel and a shiny paperclip.) You don't care that we were trying to get one step closer to killing an evil nose-less wizard, but you do care that you have a stupid airhead girlfriend who just LOVES you. You don't care that your best friends are in danger, and you'd ditch them because you do care that you get presents for Christmas.

So, Ron-who needs to sort out their priorities now?