A/N: Hey guys! New chapter! Anyway, I got this idea from Griffenclaw's Princess! Thanks SO much!

"Come on, Lavender, let's go!"

How could you?

How could you mistake me for that stupid girly airhead?

Isn't she in the past?

Or did you still love her?

"Sorry, 'Mione, I meant Hermione, not Lavender. Honestly. I think I'm just tired…"

Tired? You went to sleep at 9:00 pm and woke up at 10:00 am!

I'm not merciless, though. I forgave you.

Until, of course, it happened again.

"Are you alright, La-ah, Hermione?"

And again.

"Look at Malfoy's face, it's priceless! Don't you think so, Lav-Hermione?

And again.

"Happy Birthday, La-Hermione!"

And again. And again. And again.

He says I'm too forgiving. That I should've never forgiven you. Or even him.

But I'm glad I did. It taught me a lot of things.

First: once stupid, always stupid.

Second: if I haven't forgiven you, I wouldn't have appreciated him as much as I should've, since I would've broke up with you earlier, and I wouldn't get to see your other undiscovered useless, horrible, disgusting traits.

And third.

If I couldn't forgive you, our seven years together go down the drain.

I am willing to give up our relationship.

But our friendship?

No. Not in a million years.

A/N: I hope you guys liked this chapter! I'll update soon! Sorry about the shortness, but I didn't know what else to say :)