A/N: Hey, Part Two's up! Really short, sorry! 10th Reason will be up soon!
"Merlin, 'Mione, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to. I just, kinda snapped."
"That's alright, I forgive you." Uh, hell no!
"Okay, 'Mione, I'll start filling out applications and start studying, okay?"
"Okay." Wonder how long that's going to last…
"I love you."
"Love you, too." Do I?
Okay. I understand. You snapped.
But I always thought that being the girlfriend and all, I was an exception.
Well, apparently to everyone else in the world.
God, I don't believe you were being so stupid! He would've apologized for having stressed me out. He would start studying immediately-oh, wait, he already studies! (DON'T CALL HIM A NERD, RONALD. HE'S JUST NOT STUPID, UNLIKE YOU.)
And you just think I'm going to give you the money I worked long and hard for to you?! While you just sit around doing nothing?
Ha. Good luck with that.
So, Ron, a word of advice: Get a bloody job or you're going to be living in a barrel on Diagon Alley.
Oh, and while you're in there, you might want to rethink this, "Just chill and live in the present" theory.
You know what? You probably can't really watch a Quidditch game from your barrel, so you might as well think of the many reasons I broke up with you.
Like this one. This is the ninth reason I broke up with you.