Remember our first date? All the way back to the first reason.

Remember it? Remember how you said, "Whoa. 'Mione, what the bloody hell are you wearing? Is that make-up?"

Well, if you don't, don't worry! You said stupid comments like that billions of times.

("Whoa, you're actually a girl?", "Blimey, even YOU can be pretty!", "Bloody hell, you can actually take a joke?!")

It's times like those that I really wonder what the hell you know about me.

I mean, I was always so busy studying and researching, you know, trying to kill Mr. Voldy and everything, that I never had time to actually be…me.

Things Ronald Weasley Does Not Know About Hermione Granger:

I do contain a small speck of humor inside my soul. Yes. You may not see it often because that speck is in my horcrux.

That was a joke, Ron. I don't have a horcrux.

I have seven.

(That was another joke.)

I do eat a lot.

Yes. In fact, it was one of my favourite things.

The only reason you do not know that is because seeing your disgusting manners makes me lose my appetite.

So there, are you happy? Your pig-like manners (another reason, by the way, #17 probably) are so powerful that I will probably starve to death because I haven't eaten.

ANOTHER JOKE, RONALD!

I am a girl. I do care, even if just a little bit, about my appearance, and I actually like to be commented on my appearance once in a full moon. The "Wow, you're beautiful!" commenting, not the, "Blimey, even YOU can be pretty" commenting.

(I could probably keep on ranting but you're such a slow reader I'm sure this took you all night long. So I'll stop now, and after this reason, I grant you the permission to sleep.)

No, don't get me wrong. I'm not totally different. I AM still really stubborn and smart, you know, Classic Hermione. But it really scares me when you think I can't have fun like everyone else. It scares me that "fun" usually doesn't include me.

And that, Ronald, is the tenth reason I broke up with you.

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