A/N: Hey! New chapter for ya all! J I got this idea from Gryffenclaw's Princess's review! Anyway, enjoy!
"Didn't I ask you NOT to snog other people in front of me!"
"It's for the fans, jeez Hermione!"
"But I'm your girlfriend! You just don't kiss a random girl in front of me!"
"There's rules?"
"NO! You just don't do it!"
"You're not the boss of me, I can do whatever I want."
"I'm not just making it up, it's just how RELATIONSHIPS ROLL."
"Fine, if it means that much to you, I'll kiss them when you're not around."
"Aww, Ron, that's so sweet of you…"
"No problem, 'Mione, anything for-"
"IT'S CALLED SARCASM, RON. LEARN IT!"
"What? What do you want me to do then?"
"Don't you have any consideration for your girlfriend?"
"It's just my job, god. It's not my fault that I'm a hot war hero!"
"Hot? Hot? You're not hot, you're…cold! No that's not the word…yes! You're UGLY!"
"EXCUSE ME?!"
"Yep. You're so ugly, in fact, that Goyle's face is like heaven compared to yours!"
"YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!"
"Oh, but I think I did…"
"GET OUT. NOW."
"You're not the boss of me, I can do whatever I want!"
"FINE, I'LL GO THEN. I can't STAND to see your face anymore!"
With that, you apparated.
Yeah. That's right. You just left me at Hogsmeade, all by myself.
On my birthday.
And that is the twelfth reason I broke up with you.