AN: Well I've updated...finally. Umm yeah enjoy.

Disclaimer: i do not own young justice or got

The team was sitting together peacefully, eating their breakfast in the kitchen. They had had a grueling mission last night, one that involved cobra venom, three hysterical runners-up from last year's Miss Gotham competition, and lots and LOTS of mud. By the time they got back to the gym, showered, and ate it was already three o'clock in the morning. They had all decided it was best to stay at the cave for the night. Each had then dragged his or her exhausted body back to their respective room- that is except for Artemis, who chose to sleep in her boyfriend's room.

By about 11:30 in the morning they had all sufficiently recovered to climb out of bed and find their way to the kitchen. M'gann was making pancakes while Connor did his best to help her, Kaldur was leaning against the counter reading the newspaper, and Raquel sat next to him on the counter silently playing a game on her phone. Robin and Zantana, apparently too hungry to wait for the pancakes, were eating cereal together at the table- and not so discreetly playing footsie. Meanwhile Artemis was digging around in the fridge for some juice and Wally was sitting on a stool in front of the counter, contentedly eating a banana.

The newest member of the team walked in and made a swift beeline over to the coffee pot. She poured herself a fat mug full and glared at Robin and Zantana from behind her large sunglasses. This morning her long red hair was in a messy side braid, strands falling all over her face and sweeping down her neck. She had only joined the team a couple of months ago. It had been a shock to most of them that there was a female Bat in Gotham. Even Robin and Artemis knew little- if anything- about her.

"Good morning, Batgirl," Kaldur greeted her kindly. Raquel shot her a smile before returning to her game.

"Morning," she said cheerfully, but her face was tired. She looked over everyone in the kitchen, her eyes suddenly landing on Wally. She studied him for a long moment before breaking the peaceful silence of the kitchen.

"Hey, Wally?" she asked.

He looked up having just taken a large bite of banana. "Mmph... yeah?" he asked, swallowing.

"Do you like doggie style?" she asked conversationally. Her tone was as unruffled as if she was simply asking about the weather. M'gann blinked at her in confusion, not knowing what doggie style was. Connor looked at her thoughtfully, trying to remember what it was. Kaldur looked mildly mortified. Raquel had lowered her phone and stared at the two with slight amusement in her eyes. Zantana looked appalled- the nerve of the girl, that she would ask such a thing so nonchalantly! Robin unfortunately had no amusing facial expression to offer because he was too busy choking on his cereal in astonishment. Artemis dropped the jug of orange juice she was carrying (fortunately unopened) to gaze wide-eyed at the scene unfolding before her. Wally ignored them all.

"Hmm... I mean, I guess? I prefer regular missionary mostly, you know," he answered as calmly and normally as she had asked it. The latest numbers from the stock exchange might arouse more excitement than existed in that tone of voice.

"Yeah. I agree. Although... I sure do like cowgirl style," she said with a wicked glint in her eye.

"That's really just missionary with you on top. You realize that, right?" he pointed out.

"Yeah, yeah, I just like to call it that," she giggled happily. It was almost as if she was talking about puppies.

Instead of, you know, sex positions.

"Only because you liked the hat," he drawled, taking another bite of his banana.

"That's true. I did look pretty damn sexy in it," she said, smiling widely. Wally chuckled and shook his head.

"Back to doggie style: if you loved someone, wouldn't you want to look into their eyes while you had sex? And not just stare at the back of their head?" she asked, looking at Wally. He shrugged.

"I guess. I think they probably do it to save time. Quickest way and all. Just pull down your pants and have at it. No lying down involved."

"True. I don't know, I still feel it's over-used though. Maybe we should get them all that Indian book on sex positions!" she suggested. He laughed.

"Sounds like a good idea."

They both laughed.

"What the HELL are you two doing?" they heard Artemis ask, shaking them of their own little world.

"Talking about sex positions," Wally answered matter-of-factly. From listening to those two talk, any person would think that weighing the merits of various sex positions was the most normal breakfast conversation imaginable.

"Why?" she inquired, not without a hint of jealousy in her voice.

"Because we talked about incest and whores last night," Batgirl replied in exactly the same tone Wally had used.

"Why would you talk about that?" they heard Robin ask in complete bewilderment. Batgirl clenched her fists and Wally glanced at her.

"Wally, speaking of sex," she began, ignoring Robin completely.

"Hmm?"

"Have you still got it?" she asked him seductively. A wicked smile stretched across his face.

"Someone's getting laid tonight," he announced with a whistle.

"Yes, Mr. West, yes they are," she smirked.

"Well, why not just start now?" Wally asked, perhaps a touch too excited to maintain his cool and confident facade.

"West, darling, I like the way you think," she said, walking towards the Zeta tubes.

"See you guys later," Wally called before hurrying to the Zeta tubes after her.

"Did that... just happen?" Raquel was doing a terrible job of masking her delight.

" . ," Artemis growled.

"They aren't going to have intercourse with each other." M'gann piped up helpfully. "I could tell by their subconscious wave patterns. They weren't talking about themselves when referencing the act of mating just now."

"Well, who were they talking about then?" Raquel asked.

"I have no idea..."

(With Wally and Babs)

"Did you SEE their faces?" Babs asked giggling, bouncing up the steps to her apartment. Wally snorted and nodded.

"Priceless," he said, wiping a tear from his eye. Babs unlocked her front door and walked in. Wally followed and put some popcorn in the microwave.

"I still can't believe you got it," Babs said excitedly.

"Best decision ever, right?" Wally asked cockily.

"Oh, definitely, she replied with sincerity. Wally sat down besides her and pressed play on the remote.

They spent the rest of that day, almost all of the night, and most of the next day watching Seasons One and Two of Game of Thrones.

Two days after the breakfast incident Wally and Babs returned to the cave as if nothing had happened. They waved aside everyone's questions and began to make lunch.

Before their sandwiches were complete however it had started again.

"What do you think it'd be like having sex with a dwarf?"

AN: Well I hope you liked it. And in case you didn't get it, they were talking about game of thrones. PLEASE REVIEW!