A/N: Hey guys! Fourteenth reason, already! :P Anyway, enjoy the chapter, and remember, if you have any suggestions PM me or review!
I wish there was a nicer way to say this, but there's not.
Well, I could say, "Your ways are traditional", but I bet you have no idea what that means.
You know why? Go back to the fourth reason. That's why.
Oh, right. The fourteenth reason. I'm just going to say it.
You're boring.
…
It sounds spoiled, right? I know it does. I mean, no one can be fun all the time.
But then I met him, and I was like-hell with that, he can be fun.
But you…
Well, you're a total snooze-fest. I mean, he is always fun to be around. My heart beats faster when he's in the same room as me. Then there are the ones who are fun to be around sometimes. Those are the guys in the sort of relationship where, well, it's mostly you-know-what.
(SNOGGING, RONALD. HONESTLY HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?!)
But then there are guys like you.
They're the ones who (if they are in a relationship) are pitied by their girlfriends.
(YES. RONALD, I PITY YOU.)
And then get dumped by their girlfriends.
(YES. RONALD, I DUMPED YOU.)
So…
You are wondering how you are boring, right?
Of course you are.
Well, since I'm naturally a nice person, I shall tell you, so then your next girlfriend will not dump you.
Let me rephrase that.
I shall tell you, so then your next girlfriend will not dump you as harsh as I.
Because of course she's gonna dump you.
RONALD WEASLEY'S MOMENTS OF BOREDOM:
"Hey, Ron, we should go on a trip one day! Like, maybe to Venice…I've always wanted to go there!"
"Do we have to? I mean, isn't Venice, just like Hogsmeade without the stinky canals?"
"How 'bout America, then?"
"Same thing as Muggle England, except the people there have weird accents."
"But it's boring to stay in the same place all the time!"
"Let's go to Hogsmeade, then! We haven't been there for what, almost 5 days!"
"UGH, FORGET IT."
"Whatcha doing?"
"Playing Wizards Chess with Harry."
"You did that yesterday! And the day before! And the day before that!"
"I know."
"Let's go out and do something fun!"
"No, I'm alright. Don't you have some studying to do?"
"I guess so…"
"Hey, Ron, let's go out for a walk! It's such a nice day…"
"Sorry, 'Mione, I'm kinda tired…you can go by yourself, though."
"If I wanted to do that, I would've just gone, I don't need your permission…"
It's not a big deal. I know that.
But why be in an unhappy relationship when I could be a happy one?
A fun one.
And that, Ron, is the fourteenth reason why I broke up with you.
A/N: Hoped you like the chapter! I must say, I didn't expect to get this many readers! Thank you SO much, guys! Anyway, as I said before if you have any ideas PM me. I'll update soon, promise! :P