A/N: Hey! I'm back! Thank you guys SO MUCH for reading my story! I hope you enjoy this chapter.
"BLOODY…STUPID…BALL…OF…FUR!"
Oh, hi again! I'm just reminiscing on the great times you had with Crookshanks.
Merlin, you guys were inseperable.
"GET…OUT…OF…MY…BLOODY…WAY!"
Such good times.
"HERMIONE…YOUR…STUPID…CAT…IS…BEING…STUPID!"
No, really, Ron?
…
That was sarcasm, by the way.
"Honestly, 'Mione, you HAVE to get rid of it!"
"I'm not going to get rid of HIM, Ron! How many times do I have to tell you?"
"It's ruining our life, 'Mione! It ate all of my chocolate frogs! And it ripped my favorite shirt!"
"First, it's HIM, Ron! And he's not going. Listen, you just got to live with him!"
"Hermione, he's ruining our life!"
"First of all, YOUR life. Anyway, couldn't you live with him for me?"
"But 'Mione-"
"If you want the cat gone, I'm going with it."
"This is totally unfair, Hermione!"
Unfair?
How-how…how could you even consider it?
If you really loved me…you'd die for me. Let alone put up with a "stupid ball of fur", to quote my boyfriend.
Oh, I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. My ex-boyfriend.
Yes, because this, Ronald, is the seventeenth reason I broke up with you.
A/N: Okay, short chapter, I know! But I hope you liked it, anyway! Please review, and keep guessing who Hermione's mystery guy is! I've got a lot of different guesses…Draco, Fred, Dean, Blaise, Theodore, etc.
POTTER ON!
Bonniebonbon