A/N: Last chapter before you guys find out who Hermione's mystery guy is! Hope you enjoy this chapter!
Okay, of course I didn't break up with you because of this, but it is 0.5% of it
Ron, you're a pig and you know it.
Have some manners! Don't talk with your mouth full! I'm not sure if you're aware of it, but things fly out of your mouth!
Not literally, fly, Ronald.
No, they don't have minature wings.
No, you're no eating flying ants.
Oh, don't look at me like that, I know you were thinking it.
Anyway, I just wanted you to know that he has good manners, unlike a certain someone.
You, Ron. In case you didn't get that.
The real reason, though, is that you're impolite.
You never say, "Thank you" when I make you dinner. You never stay back and help your mother put the dishes away. You never wait until everyone else starts eating before you; you never hold back the foul language in front of First Years.
What the hell do you think? What the hell goes on in that miniscule brain of yours?
"This food was made by house elves that secretly live here!"
"My mum's got a wand, and I have 6 other brothers and sisters, I'll just go off and mope around the house now, bye…"
"OOH, food! Wait-the Minister of Magic's here? When did he get here?"
"BLOODY F***ING HELL, HERMIONE!" Random First Year walks by frightened. "OH, GROW UP, haven't you head a couple of minor swear words in your life? GTFO!"
Honestly-sometimes, I just have to look at myself and think-
What the hell was I thinking?
Because, honestly, once you got eighteen reasons why I broke up with you…
I think you hit rock bottom.
A/N: OOH, do you like? Do you like? LOL if you did, please review…actually, if you didn't, too, I'd love to know your opinion! Anyway, keep on guessing who the mystery guy is, but don't worry, ONLY A CHAPTER TO GO until you learn who he is!
POTTER ON,
Bonniebonbon