Ice Queen was searching through her cupboards in the bathroom singing quietly in her shrill high voice, "well you done done me and you bet I felt it." She put toothpaste on her brush, and rinsed it it water. "I tried to be cool but you're so hot that I melted." She revealed her sharp teeth, started brushing, mumbling, "I fell right through the cracks... and now I'm trying to get back!" She spit, cleaned off her toothbrush, and was walking back to bathroom door. "Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest and nothing's gonna stop me but Glob's intervention!" She opened the door to reveal Finn wearing Fionna's shorts, and pulling her shirt on. Ice Queen said, "hey."

Finn replied, "hey." Ice Queen walked over to the bed and sat down. She started pulling on her shoes, "I've been meaning to ask you, won't you miss your friends, and leave me to be a sad, broken husk of an Ice Queen?" Finn laughed, "na, Jake and I never really did anything together after he moved in with Rainicorn. Bubblegum has gotten to the point where with all her tech she doesn't really need adventurers any more." After Ice Queen got her shoes on she stood up and said, "huh." Finn continued, "I guess maybe I'd like to see them once in a while. Where are we now?" Ice Queen said, "an 'alternate' dimension." She leaned in and whispered loudly, "we call it AU in the wizard community." Finn replied, "oh." Ice Queen said, "to me your dimension is the one that's 'alternate'."

Ice Queen exclaimed, "see, watch this!" Suddenly a large clear orb filled with purple gas appeared in the room. "This is some serious high level magic by the way" she looked at him boastfully with one eyebrow raised, then continued, "it's basically a window into other dimensions." The smoke in the orb cleared to reveal a scene. There was a shirtless male fire elemental that Ice Queen recognized as Flame Prince, he was laying atop Fionna who was in nothing but a bra and panties. Finn blushed, and asked, "Is that the girl from before?" Ice Queen paused, "yes, and no. It's the Fionna from whatever dimension we are looking at." She paused again, "I think she's be losing weight in this dimension because damn she looks sexy!" Flame Prince kissed a trail from her neck to below her naval. Ice Queen turned her head slightly towards Finn and nudged him on the arm, "right time, right dimension, am I right?" Fionna closed her eyes and moaned. Flame Prince reached behind her and unclipped her bra. Fionna shyly turned her head. Finn interrupted, "this is getting creepy Ice Queen, we should stop watching this." Ice Queen frowned, "just getting to the good part..." She waved her hand and the scene changed. They stared back into the orb.

She waved her hands as the scene changed again, "hey look there's Marshall Lee, good kid. Who's that redhead?" Marshall Lee suddenly was tearing the girl's flesh open, and drinking her blood. Finn yelled, "awwh glob!" The red haired girl whispered, "I'm...I'm dying..." Ice Queen screamed, "what the hell!" She quickly swiped her hand and switched dimensions. An old Bubblegum was lying on bed. Marceline shouted, "y-you can't go! You don't have to!" Bubblegum grabbed Marceline's arm and said, "it's my time." she looked up, "tell me that story about the vampire who loved the princess again." Finn and Ice Queen were sobbing. Ice Queen yelled, "that's not realistic! They love each other! Why doesn't Bubblegum want to live! Does she not love her!" She waved her hand in anger and sadness.

The new dimension was an view of the Candy Kingdom from a hill. Ice Queen sighed, "this is your dimension." Finn asked, "so I could just walk in?" Ice Queen nervously said, "y-yes." Finn paused then hugged her, "I want to stay here." Ice Queen smiled and hugged him back.


NOTE: Was I high when I wrote this chapter? I can delete it if you want me to, lol.

Paragraph 4 references to the fanfics 'Private Hell' and 'Our Perfect Disease'. The singing at the intro is 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz. Paragraph 3 is from my stuff.

Thanks all of you for all the kind reviews I've been getting on this one! I hope you all don't hate it now.

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