EDPOV

I was walking around the house, looking for Bells, when I picked up some super random thoughts.

Oh, I got a yellow rubber duck-IE

Oh, I got a yellow rubber duck-IE

Oh, I got a yellow rubber duck-IE

This duck is just for me /

I don't know who that is. Jasper, maybe? Ya' never really know with him.

Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Gotta find Emmett! Gotta find Emmett!

We're ALL gonna DIE!

Eh, those sounded like Alice's. Wonder what THAT's all about. Whatev. Gotta find Bella! Gotta find Bella! How about a song? Ooh! I got it:

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh caught in a bad romance

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh caught in a bad romance

Ra ra ra ah ah roma rum ma ma gaga ooh la la

I want your bad romance

Ra ra ah ah ah rum ma rum ma ma gaga ooh lala

Want your bad romance

I want your ugly, I want your disease

I want your everything as long as its free

I want your love, love love love I want your love (hey)

I want your drama, the touch of your hair (hey)

I want your leather studded kiss in the sand

I want your love, love love love I want your love

I was jolted from my song, Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga, by a strange whistling sound. I stood there, listening, until it clicked. EMMETT. On a BROOMSTICK?

Aaaw, Shiznitz. I'm screwed.