JPOV
I was filling the big bathtub with hot water and TONS of bubbles. I seem to have this weird little fetish with Rubber Duckies. I've got such a big collection of them. I've got ducks in every color of the rainbow, and more! Oooh! Just thinking about them has got me excited. I put some of my duckies in the tub. I made sure to put Sparkles in (she is silver, and she glitters in the light!), and OF COURSE put little Major Whitlock in to; put the tie-die one in, and the star one. Lastly, I put in Alicia Whitlock, my most prized yellow rubber duckie!
Oh, I got a yellow rubber duck
Oh, I got a yellow rubber duck
Oh, I got a yellow rubber duck
This duck is just for me
Edweirdo walks past, I can feel the urgency rolling off of him in waves. Suddenly, he's like, WTF? OH NOES! I MUST BE THINKING ABOUT MY PRECIOUS DUCKIES! Quickly, I thought of Alice. Alice, oh how I LOVE my beautiful, hyperactive shopping-addicted soul mate. Edweirdo freaks out and dives through a window. God, he's SO weird…
Now, back to my duckies. I turn around to admire them again, but…NO! They're GONE! Looking around, I see the window is open, curtains blowing in the breeze. SOMEBODY HAS STOLEN MY DUCKIES!