I said I would be back in January didn't I? Well I am. So yeah. HAPPY NEW YEAR! To me 2012 SUCKED! I had its moments but I was just a terrible year for me. A lot of bullshit happened that really made me very upset. So R&R. :D 2013 BIATCHES. THUG LIFE

I do not own bleach that belongs to Kubo-sensei

I do not own Assassin's Creed that belongs to Ubisoft, Ubigabe and other awesome people

Meeting you was fate, becoming you friend was a choice, but falling in love with you, was out of my control.

Hot, warm, sweating. That's what I was feeling. Tired, pleasure, happiness. Why am I happy? I can't remember. Blood, death, sadness. A body lay broken. Pain... So much pain. Blackness.

I woke up in a panic. Beads of sweat rolled down my face to my naked chest.

"Mi dio..." I whispered quietly to myself. What was that? It couldn't have been a dream. No way.

Next to my panting form was a stirring one. Orihime.

"Shit, I forgot she was next to me" I thought to myself.

I looked down to see a single hand reach up and place itself on my cheek. I picked up my own hand and placed it on top of hers as she cradled my face. Then suddenly she tugged at my bicep and pulled me to her in a tangle of limbs and flesh. Some way she ended on top of me with her straddling my crouch practically.

Her eyes were close as though she was sleeping. Maybe she was.

Humming to herself, she slowly laid her head down on my chest and she became limp. We stayed like that for a long time due to her falling asleep. But I couldn't fall asleep due to the position we were in. I tried not to think about it. The more I did... I became... Ugh. I don't want to say it.

Machiavelli strolled in with a smirk on his face as to seeing what position we were settled in. Silk sheets covering what was going on.

"I guess you didn't sleep last night eh? You puttana maschio" he said as he leaned against the wall not two feet from us.

"We didn't have sesso, Machiavelli" I said with a straight face. Trying hard not to just tell him how much I did want to.

"Stronzate I can see the sexual tension between you two. You're still a virgin after all. Plus you are an Assassin. You don't know when you will die." The virgin comment struck a nerve on me.

"You don't know if I'm still a virgin." I said trying to hide the bluff in my voice. "I've slept with plenty of girls."

"Oh yeah?! Like who? Because I know you wouldn't sleep with a puttana" he said slightly laughing to himself. "I know you wouldn't cause look at you now, you have the woman on top. Do you like not doing anything you little culo pigro"

"Hey I'm not lazy and I will admit to you il mio amico I am still a virgin not get off my case." I said as a vein popped out of my head.

"Haha I knew it! To be honest I didn't even know if you were a virgin or not. But of course I knew you had a special relationship with your right hand. Remember I caught you once. Haha priceless. A high class assassin masturbating! Funniest thing I have ever seen!" he said as he was rolling on the floor laughing.

"Shut the hell up, Machiavelli!" I was blushing and all flustered. Luckily a certain part of me went down in shame I suspect.

"I'll leave you to finish whatever you had going on here. Oh wait you're a virgin. A girl as pretty as her would never sleep with you. "

"Sicuro." a voice that was settled on my pecks said.

"Um. Sorry Ezio. Your clothes are outside. I'll be going now. Bye." he awkwardly walked out of the room. Well my member must have ears because he just perked right up after hearing what Orihime said.

"Ichigo..." she said quietly.

Cursing my stars in my head. Shit she had to have felt that.

"Yes, Orihime?" I asked.

"D-do you really p-piacere a t-te stesso" she asked stuttering along the way.

"Ah-um... Yes. I don't get laid so when I get... You know... I have to deal with it somehow. And it's hard to climb walls and fight with a hard on."

"W-who gave y-you t-them?" she asked with her face still shoved in my chest. Seeing the point behind the question I gave her the truth.

"My pants. They rub around and give me them."

"So no women attract you?" she asked very quietly.

"Well there is this one girl but she wouldn't want to get with a perdente like me."

"Well she's stupid" she said blankly.

"Hey! What did you call yourself!?"

"I called her stupi-" she cut herself off and looked up at me. I smiled at her weakly. "Me?"

"Yes you." I laughed. When I settled down, she was looking at me with a small smile on her lips

"Well... This changes things." she said broadly. "But, why me?"

"To be honest. I don't really know. We just met and... I just don't know there just an odd pull towards you. I can't explain it." I looked at her eyes and then my eyes drifted down towards her soft looking lips.

"Orihime, are you engaged?"

"Oh just do It." she said with a largest smile I have ever seen.

I slowly put my hand on her cheeks and sat up. I looked at her soft lips and slowly pulled towards her. She wrapped her fingers in my spiky locks. Just when we were about to kiss Machiavelli burst in.

"It got quiet and I wanted to be a cock-block." he said with a straight face.

"Machiavelli! Get the fuck out!" I yelled. He laughed and got quickly out.

Seeing how we might not get the chance I quickly crushed my lips to hers feeling her warmth come from her lips it made me all the more wanting. I licked her lower lip to ask for an entrance. She gasped and I plunged my tongue in. She moaned and I sat up more to get at a better angle and she pressed her barely clothed chest against my broad one. My throat started to burn so I sadly pulled away to gasp for air. She whimpered and started panting.

"Um" she said blushing heavy. "That was my first kiss. And it was very... caldo" she whispered the last part.

"I'm glad I'm your first." I said with a grin as I started to kiss her neck.

"I don't mean to stop you but we should get dressed, check up with the doctors and get our banged changed. Then you can start training me." she added.

"Assassin training?" I asked

"yep." she said smiling intensely.

"Haha ok. Let's get dressed." I said. Just remembering my body's condition. "Orihime, I have a situation. You go on ahead of me."

"What's your situation?" she asked accidentally grinding against my hard member. I bit my lower lip and tried to bite back a moan.

"Orihime I think you should go and get dressed." I said through clenched teeth.

"Ok." she said as she hopped off. "See you outside." she said as walked out.

Sighing I got up and walked around for a bit uncomfortably.

"Think of some turn offs" I said to myself. Old people. Yep that worked. Gone. I quickly walk out in my pants and grabbed my assassin robes and put them on after I checked up with the doctor. Limping my way over to the door I stuck my fingers in the eyes of the skull on the door. I pulled out then up. And the door opened. Stepping my way outside I saw Orihime in her new assassins robes. And my eyes practically popped out of their sockets.

She had a plain white hood that sort of covered her eyes but just enough. A chain swooped down from the edges of her hood and was connected by a small delicate looking assassin symbol that hovered over her giant chest. A corset like thing went from her curvy hips and went up right underneath her breasts; making them push out more. And they were only covered by thin silk. The clothes ended at the end of her legs were she was sporting knee high boots. Lastly her dress like outfit ended with it splitting down one of her milky thighs and reveled a garter.

I quickly walked up to her excitingly talking to a vender that was staring at her bulbous chest. Holding back the thought of punching the perverta in the face, I walked up as calmly as I could

"You should sell red bean paste and wasabi! It would be so good!" I walked into Orihime's odd conversation.

"You ready to go?" I asked wanting to get her away from eyes like the shop keeper in front of us.

"Yep!" she said as she looked up at me.

We walked into more of a secluded area with a nice easy wall.

"Ok climb." I said as I looked at her.

"W-what?! I-I can't climb t-that!" she said looking at me shocked.

"Yes you can. Get a running start. Here I'll show you." backing up a bit I sprinted at the towering wall and I ran up it. Seeing a brick that was sticking out, I grabbed it firmly and pulled myself up. I quickly got a hold of the window seal and placed my foot on the brick. I slowly pulled myself up until I reached the small balcony. When I got there I pushed my body off of the wall and stuck out my hands to grab the edge. I quickly got to the top of the building and jumped from roof to roof till I got to a haystack. I quickly preformed a leap of faith and landed safely. I hoped out of the hay and spotted Orihime across the open area next to a towering marble building.

"Well, well, well. Look here guys we caught ourselves an assassin!" I turned around quickly to see numerous amounts of guards in full heavy body armor looking at me.

"You're quite the wanted man. Huh, killer." he said holding up a poster with a drawing of me on it that said 'Wanted for the killing of guards, harassment of the citizens, theft, and attempted murder of Rodrigo Borgia.'

"My. What a terrible man. Attempted murder of the new Pope?! You have quite the bounty on your head. 23 thousand florins." he said with an ugly smirk.

The area that was once; a few moments ago; filled with life and chatter gave way to scurrying feet and empty shadows. I was alone. Orihime was hiding somewhere. Sensing the archers on the roof I decided to try and reason with the men.

"Look I don't want to kill every one of you. I just got my weapons and clothes clean and I don't want them all dirty because you had to mess up on your wording."

"You are a legend, a myth really and it's not every day I get to kill me a legend." he said smirking as he converts up his ugly sneering face with his helmet.

'Shit. I don't have and good weapons except my hidden blade.' I thought. 'I need to get hold of one of their hammers.' just as I was about to slide out my hidden blade I saw red out of the corner of my eye. Blood dripped from the roof and fell to the floor. A single body fell to the floor with a loud thump resounding off the buildings around us.

The guards quickly turn their heads and eyes to their fallen comrade.

"Bad mistake." I said smiling. Pushing my wrist out I felt the cold metal slide out of its holder and I lunged at the man who was challenging me.

Pulling my forearm up I sunk my blade into his neck. Feeling warm liquid flow out of his throat and onto my hand. I pulled out my blade and slid it into my gauntlet on my fore arm. Before the man fell to the ground I caught his head and laid him down softly while grabbing the hammer that was strapped at his waist.

Seeing another bloody guard fall off the roofs and a piece of white clothing, told me that Orihime was up there. And that shocked me. She didn't have any weapons. How did she get one?

Regaining my focus I quickly noticed a guy running at me. I gripped the weapon in my hand and I shoved it to the man's chest denting his armor and hitting a vital organ. Spinning quickly I jumped up and hit him in the head with the back of my heal. Once he was on the ground I swung the hammer over my head and I crushed his torso.

Dropping the hammer I picked up the other mans spiked wooden weapon and took out the other men with the help of so nearby mercenaries that I paid with what little florins I had.

After the rather big fight I hid all the bodies in a small nearby river and I limped my way back to where Orihime was.

I looked around while I was walking and noticed three things. One: posters of me were everywhere. Two: heralds were shouting about a white clothed killer and that people should stay indoors. And three: people in purple and red clothed garments were running to the guards and they pointed at me.

'What was it called again?' I thought. 'Altaïr told me about this. But I can't remember what it is called. Notoriety! That what it was!' I need to tear down some posters, bribe the heralds, and kill the officials. Easy.

One poster torn and one official killed later, my notoriety is gone. And I worked on my way back to Orihime.

Once I got there all the citizens came back and smaller amounts of guards in groups of four were walking around aimlessly. Searching the crowd I found what I was looking for.

Orihime was sitting on a bench in between two other females and she was looking up at the cloudless sky.

"Why hello there miss. Are you waiting for someone?" I said with a smirk with one arm behind my back and the other arm in front of the assassin symbol on my stomach.

She turned around and looked up at me.

"Ichigo!" she said and she hopped up. "Mi dio! I was so worried. Don't take off for that long again! Va bene?" She looked at me worriedly.

"I promise." I said with a straight face. "Why we're you worried about me?" I asked.

"No reason." she said looking away blushing slightly. "Just don't do it again."

"Ok ok! I'm proud of you though. Thanks for helping me back there."

"Oh that. No problem."

"How did you get the weapon?" I asked as we started to walk through the city.

"Oh! Um I think his name was... Altaïr? I can't remember. He came by when you were talking to the guard and strapped a sword hilt to my clothes and put a sword in it. It's really pretty."

"May I see?" Altaïr?! He's here!? In Roma?! That means my father and my sisters are here!

"Sure!" she said as she turned to her left and pulled out her sword. It had two light blue six pedal flowers on the hilt and the sword was a pure shinning white. How she cleaned it while killing archers I do not know.

"Did you see which direction Altaïr went?" I asked.

"No mi dispiace" she said looking sad.

"It's ok. Let's head back. You should take a bath." I said noticing the dry blood on her body.

"I should?"

"Yes, you are covered in blood"

"Ok then. Let's head back."

We slowly got back to the main building due to us having intense conversation about this morning.

We both pulled on the skull to open the door to let us in and we seemed to have walked into a large group.

"Finally you two. What were you doing, making out?" a hooded man turned around reveling a vertical scar down his lip on the left side of his face.

"Altaïr."

Yerp. I be about that thug life. I went camping for the past week to the imperial sand dune in California or also known as Glamis. So I was bored on the 12 hour drive back so what did I do? Wrote this chapter in my phone. #thuglife. Yep. So I'm gonna go now. Yeah. Review please.

~Hichigolvr signing out.

Translations

Mi dio: my god

Puttana maschio: male whore

Sesso: sex

Stronzate: bullshit

Puttana: whore

Culo pigro: lazy ass

IL mio amico: my friend

Sicuro: sure

P-piacere a t-te stesso: p-pleasure y-yourself

perdente: loser

Caldo: hot

Perverta: pervert

Va bene: okay

Roma: Rome

Mi dispiace: I'm sorry