YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS! Sorry I was gone so long. Imma tell you why cause you deserve to know. My sister got all suicidal, and she was in the hospital. This in turn made me depressed and I started cutting. I'm in consluing and I'm getting better. I LOVE YOU GUYS! So for a new supersized rant!
All episodes I missed
WHAT DA FUCK IS GOING ON?! Kol fucking died! That made me want to kill some bitches. And why did he and every single vampire in his line have to die? Because Elena the selfish whore Gilbert. You thought I hated this bitch before; it just got a whole lot fucking worse! The vampires that died were just like them, some of like Caroline, killing as few people as possible some of them like Rebekah, just wanting to be human. And Elena does give a fuck about any of them, does she? Explain that to me Elena fans? If Elena is so fucking amazing, why did she organize a massacre of vampires?
And what the fuck Stefan? Why did you agree to it? It one of the first episodes you told Elena not to kill Rebekah because it would kill thousands of vampires, and now you don't put up that big of a fight? What the literal fuck is that?! Speaking of Stefan, I love him lately. Especially when he just walked away from Elena in the school (like a futhermucking boss!) And then the whole 'you don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you' was EPIC! I mean seriously, and Elena's face was fucking priceless. It was all like 'he doesn't love me anymore, what's gonna happen to me when Damon gets bored with me?' And I love all the Stebekah; it's one of my fav pairings and its happening! *Massive Fangirling*
And on the topic of Damon. My respect for him is going down! He throws Stefan and Rebekah's sexapade, when he and Rebekah had sex, and Damon didn't tell Stefan about him a Elena because he didn't want Stefan to get made. And then there Damon is trying to be better than Stefan, and all the girls out there are all 'Stefan is a dick'. To be quite honest, I like Stefan more than Damon at the moment.
Now. Klaroline has gone a few steps back, but I thought it was sweet how Klaus wanted to know how to get Caroline to forgive her. I mean, he could stop killing people, but ya know, he wouldn't be Klaus if he sat on his ass and drew ponies while professing his love now would he? And there has been a serious lack of Caroline in the last few episodes. Like seriously what the fuck!
BTW. A fan suggested that I have something where the TVD characters read my rants and their reactions to it. So that will be up whenever it can.
BYE LOVE YOU
R.I.P KOL MIKEALSON