Chapter dedicated to xelectralove, 132shadowangel and ashleyg4849 - thanks for being my first reviewers :D
Chapter 2 - Jellal brings out the cake
It had been three days since the dare was set and things were starting to get hostile for the guild. The boys and the girls basically split up into two camps and relationships basically had started to suffer. Juvia wasn't getting used to the fact that she couldn't even look at Gray, Cana lost one of her drinking buddies, Evergreen was basically living at Lisanna's and Mira's house while Elfman was always over at Bixlow's and Freed's pad, Romeo and Wendy weren't talking to each other and Natsu wasn't even allowed to set foot in Lucy's home. The boys and girls didn't really want to admit it but they wanted to stop the bet and just go back to being just friends. Especially Lucy... But it already felt to late to turn back. Juvia was basically pretending that she really liked Lyon, and when he had to go back to Lamia Scale - she was over the moon.
Jellal on the other hand, was planning something for Erza. He definitely wanted Erza to say that she liked him as he still felt embarrassed about the finace lie. So this is how Jellal found himself in Gray's kitchen with him and Natsu of all baking a strawberry cheesecake. They were waiting for Freed Justine, who was actually a pretty good chef.
" I can't believe I got roped into baking for a girl," Natsu spoke as Jellal agreed with him. " Not any girl though it's ERZA!"
" Well you can always leave this kitchen pinky!" Gray said unlike Natsu's, Gray's house was always in pristine condition, it had a very minimalist and cold design, Jellal noticed.
" Shut it ice boy!" Natsu punched the work top.
" Gray your clothes!" Freed walked through the door, and covered his eyes while Gray was just in his briefs. Jellal face palmed, he was never going to get this cake done with those two idiots about.
" Can we please try and get along?" Jellal asked nicely, with a look that that Erza taught him and Natsu & Gray basically hid as they felt deja vu from when they ruined Erza's last homemade Strawberry Cheesecake.
" Ok did you get the ingredients I asked of you?" The rune mage asked.
" Yes! They are all here..." Jellal started pointing to all the ingredients.
As the four mages started baking, Jellal was basically thinking about how he was going to present the cake to Erza. Natsu was thinking about his bet with Lucy, he really did want to be her 'boyfriend' but he felt something deep when he was with Lucy. And not being at her house was killing him. Truth be told - her scent calmed him down, and in her bed he could easily sleep beside her forever. He didn't understand what these feelings were but according to Lisanna and Mirajane he was experiencing love but Natsu was also pretty sure that his Dragon Slayer senses had something to do with this, as around Lucy all he wanted to do was protect her. Because of her, he wanted to be the most powerful dragon slayer, so he can protect her from all the harm that she has came to. He protected her from Phantom, he protected her from Oracion Seis and most importantly he protected her from herself, all the times where she felt alone he was always there. The only time he failed her when was from Minerva and that idiotic Sabretooth guild, he will never forgive them.
Freed was thinking about Mirajane as he was he was making the strawberry cheesecake mixture. They hardly spent time together any more, during the games they had been so far away from each other. But how could a beauty like Mirajane ever love someone like him? She deserved someone like Laxus - a leader, someone worth following actually she deserved someone more powerful than Laxus. Freed would never forget the way how she proved Laxus was actually wrong, every time someone said that Laxus was wrong - Freed would do either do one or two things he would tune out or he would argue but he could never forget the way Mira smiled and said how they were still friends and Laxus was wrong for attacking the guild. In that moment Freed wanted to be more than friends with Mira. Because he always watched her and she was always a little bit sad after which ever couple she wanted to get together, got together. Freed guessed that Mirajane want to have somebody to share that with and she hid behind her cupid mask, because she was lonely.
Gray was jealous of Lyon, the impossible happened. Juvia went on a total of five dates over three dates with Lyon and he stayed in her apartment, according to Erza. Juvia was supposed to be his stalker, now why did the roles feel ever so switched? Gray felt tearing his hair out he was so fucking annoyed, angry and irritated. The more he thought about it, the more angrier he came. Had the impossible happened? Was Juvia playing hard to get? That was it! Gray wanted the clingy fan girl back and he was going to make it so hard for Juvia not to ignore him. The impossible happened when Juvia played hard to get, Gray Fullbuster realised he loved her.
" Right put the layers of the cheesecake into the oven for thirty minutes then put this it in for two hours," Freed instructed Jellal, Natsu and Gray as they nodded at the older mage.
" So what's your plan with Mirajane?" Gray asked.
" I have no idea what you are talking about?" Freed turned around to face Jellal.
" To late you have went as pink as Natsu's hair!" Jellal laughed at Freed's reaction.
" To be honest I have no idea!" Freed gave in and admitted that he liked the guild's Cupid.
Erza knew that Jellal was planning something, it was almost a sixth sense. The requip mage decided to go back to Fairy Hills as she saw Natsu, Gray and Jellal leave together. She couldn't trust them three together... She decided to bring Juvia and Lucy with her so they could hide away but it turned out both of them already planned a shopping trip with Mirajane, Levy, Evergreen, Kinana, Lisanna, Wendy, Charle and Cana who figured out the same thing when they saw the trio leave.
So Erza found herself in heaven, trying on clothes in Heart Kreuz with her best friends, Lucy was crying that she couldn't afford anything for the month so Erza decided to treat her close friend to a dress but Lucy couldn't take it. Erza bought her friend the dress anyway, the look on Lucy's face gave Erza immense pleasure. The girls then went to Fairy Hill's as Cana wanted to make them all alcoholic smoothies.
" Nothing for Wendy!" Charle warned Cana.
" Nonsense I've been drunk since I was thirteen! Wendy can have a little bit alcohol, only a tiny bit..." Charle glared at Cana, and Cana knew no meant no while Wendy secretly wanted to have a little bit more ever since they were at that hotel. Wendy would never forget how Charle got so drunk, she made Happy her horse or a.k.a her little bitch. Wendy then felt bad for calling her friend a bad word. But she wasn't the only one thinking that.
" Hang on! Apparently when we were supposed to be training you and Wendy got drunk also you treat Happy like your own bitch making him be various animals and then slapping him when he refused, Mavis told me!" Cana grinned.
" That was between me and he cat! Fine Wendy can have a little amount of alcohol! Besides if we get drunk, we'll be more easier to take advantage of remember how Lucy pretended to be a cat then and asked Natsu to carry her to the toilet," Charle knew she was right, as Lucy went the colour of the dragon's slayer hair as Levy burst out laughing.
" Oh dear Mavis! If Erza got drunk we would have the best protection, Jet and Droy still have scars but yes Lucy has to stay sober because her feelings about Natsu are very open and the omelette incident!" Levy was dying, as Lucy wanted to hit her friend.
They walked back to Fairy Hills in happiness, and they spent the afternoon lazing around in the sun. Lucy and Kinana realised how much time she hadn't actually spent just with the girls and it relaxed them both. Kinana couldn't stop thinking about Cobra though and how pretty much he was always in her thoughts. He could read hers but she pretty much had to guess what he was thinking, as she watched Juvia, she wished she could be so open as her with her feelings and she slightly felt jealous of the water mage.
" What's wrong Kinana?" Evergreen asked, Kinana was slightly surprised that it was Evergreen to ask her about her worries.
" I just kind of miss talking to Cobra and I'm slightly jealous of Juvia," Kinana sighed.
" Wait what! Juvia heard jealously are you jealous that Juvia is dating Lyon-sama?" Juvia spoke, obviously flustered.
" No not that! I'm just jealous that you can't hide your feelings around Gray!" Kinana waved her arms.
" But you can't hide your feelings around Cobra... he reads minds and yeah I miss talking to Bixlow, Laxus, Freed and that loath Elfman!" Evergreen was confused at Kinana's jealously.
" Yeah but Juvia wants to share everything with Gray, I don't want to do that, I don't want him to know that I'm jealous at the thought of the other girls coming near him, Juvia doesn't hide that jealously," Evergreen understood while Juvia couldn't.
" But don't you want to date him? If he knows you want to be with him so much, Juvia thinks'll he would very much want to date you," Juvia put an arm around Kinana.
" It's just I was his snake for all of his life, he sees me as his companion, as his friend, as his nakama, when we were at the town of heaven, I helped him through the tough times. I don't want to ruin our friendship incase I end up hurting in the end, so it is best if I stay away from Erik through out the dare," Kinana finally said as Evergreen wondered how she would stay away from Elfman.
They swam throughout the afternoon and drank smoothies, as Jellal finally got the courage to complete the next stage of his strawberry cheesecake plan. But it could either go one of two ways one way would be that he would end up as a very happy man or the second and most possible way that he would end up with a broken rib or two. Maybe just maybe he would end up humiliated, the third and final way his plan could end up.
You see ... Jellal was naked in Erza's room wearing nothing but a bow tie and a strawberry cheesecake covering his private parts. When he finally gathered the courage to tell Gray what he was going to do with the cheesecake, Gray burst into uncontrolled fits of laughter, he nearly cried and then patted him on the back and wished him luck while Jellal prayed he wouldn't tell Meredy and Ultear. If they both knew, he would never hear the end of it.
Oh Mavis! Jellal just realised what he was doing in Erza's room, he was N-A-K-E-D in Erza's room, ERZA - the S Class monster, who even Natsu and Laxus cower in fear of. Wait was this even Erza's room? If this was the jellalnette's room a.k.a Wendy's or Levy's they would be blinded and literally never look at him the same way again, not to mention what would happen if Gajeel and Natsu found out. Wait! There is armour all over the room so it Erza's. It's ok, Jellal calmed down.
I'm taking this for the males of Fairy Tail, Jellal thought as he waited for Erza to come into her room.
Erza was now really hungry, cold and very tired. As she wandered back to her room, she just wanted a shower and to have some of her cheesecake then go to bed. Then she realised she had no strawberry cheesecake left, she would have to settle for a slice of chocolate cake, Erza was a little bit deflated now but as she got to her room, the thought of her in her bathtub was calming her down.
She opened up her door and Erza did a double-take, she saw the most sexiest thing in her life. Sexier than 'Levy McGarden books', Jellal in a bow tie and a delicious strawberry cheesecake. Every fibre in her being was telling her to succumb to Jellal but she knew she must resist. She is the strongest female mage in Fairy Tail! If she fell down there was no hope for the rest of them, Jellal hadn't seen her yet, so she paced. What ever the cost Erza was going to keep that scrumptious strawberry cheesecake safe, Erza felt weak at the knees though - this was going to be so hard.
" Oh my god! I'm actually petrified!" Erza was shaking, she didn't want to open that door. Juvia, Levy and Lucy were along the corridor where they saw Erza literally shaking and spazzing out. They ran over to her, where Erza knocked them both into Levy's room.
" What's going on Erza-chan?" Levy asked, frightened for her friend.
" You are scaring me Erza! What's happened?" Lucy looked up at her friend.
" Jellal is in my room nak-ed, with a bow tie and a straw-," Erza was stuttering, and she continued " a strawberry cheesecake! He is in my room with a bow tie and strawberry cheesecake, it's the sexiest thing I've seen in my life better visual than your books Levy!" Lucy was dead again, as Juvia was about run out of Levy's room to see if there was a naked Gray. Levy held her back, reading her thoughts if there was a naked Gray in Juvia's room, Juvia would die. In fact it's a miracle that Erza hasn't passed out. But to see Erza flustered and stuttering was a miracle in itself. Lucy suddenly shot up.
" I'll tell you what to do Erza! Play along with him, then get him to put the cheesecake down and just basically requip into your armour and kill him! That's what you have to do in this situation!" Lucy stated.
Erza found herself nodding." I'M ERZA SCARLET! I'M TITANIA THE QUEEN OF THE FAIRIES! I DON'T BOW TO MEN!" *Flips Levy's table of books* Levy was slightly angry at the books on the floor but Juvia and Lucy cheered quietly.
" Wait I have an idea!" Levy stood up and went open to one of her cupboards, where she had a bottle of wine.
" Remember when I said a drunk Erza was the best protection?" The bookworm's eyes gleamed as Erza snatched the bottle off her and knocked it back. She felt confident now and she was going to knock Jellal out senseless - literally!
Erza was going to have some fun though as she strutted through the door, she realised this was going to be extremely funny after all she was soaked and only in a bikini. She sauntered towards the bed and Jellal, who was waring his famous predatory smile. Mother Mavis, give me a strength, Erza thought... Get the strawberry cheesecake and nothing else.
" Hello there Scarlet," OF COURSE Erza had to be in a bikni, Jellal thought... These moments in Fairy Tail had to be full on OTT! Jellal winked at Erza and she climbed on top of the bed.
On the other side of the door, Lucy was going out of her mind. If that had happened to her and Natsu was holding a chocolate cake... Dear Mavis! She'd probably flip out. Using a Strawberry Cheesecake though, Lucy had to give Jellal props for that. The room was painfully quiet as Lucy, Levy and Juvia listened in. Wendy came along towards them.
" Why you outside Erza's door?" Wendy asked.
" Wendy-chan Erza might not realise it but she needs your help! You must go in that room and stop the evil that is about to happen," Levy clamied as Juvia was trying to grab a hold of Wendy, Lucy and Levy pushed her in. Little did little Wendy know she was about to be blinded.
" When Jellal sees his precious Jellalnette, he'll never forgive himself after all Wendy does look like the child of Jellal and Erza!" Levy stated, then Lucy and Juvia realised the game Levy was playing. The bookworm was so damn smart!
When Wendy entered the room, she felt something weird in the air! Maybe Levy-chan was right, something bad is going to happen to Erza-chan! With that thought in mind Wendy ran through the armour.
" LEAVE ERZA-CHAN ALONE WHOEVER YOU ARE! I'MMA DRAGON SLAYER!" Wendy shouted meekly as she went through to Erza's bedroom, where she was supposed to see something that she was never supposed to have seen. Erza was killing a naked Jellal and a cheesecake on Erza's bedside cabinet! Wendy wasn't totally innocent she knew what Jellal intended to happen. He was trying to seduce Erza-chan! Wendy decided to deal with this how she dealt with the Jigglebutt Gang, she was going to be Jellalnette like he had affectionately christened her, but it made her feel guilty as he had the same face Mystogan but she had to do it for Erza-chan's sake. As Wendy opened her eyes, Jellal was now covered in Erza's blanket.
Jellal realised how alike Erza and Wendy did look in that moment - heck she could be their child! Jellal felt awful in that moment for his mini Jellalnette, she must have thought her Erza-chan was in trouble.
" Jellalnette is extremely disappointed in you Jellal! She thought you were her big brother then you disrepect Erza-chan!" Wendy broke out into massive sobs, Erza realised what game Wendy was playing. " Jellalnette will never forget this... You should only do that to Erza-chan when you tell her you love her! Not because of some silly dare... JELLAL WHAT IF SOME PERVERT WAS IN JELLALNETTE'S ROOM ON HER BED LIKE THAT!" Wendy sobbed as Jellal starting sobbing to.
" I'm sorry Jellalnette! I'll never do that to Erza-chan again!" Wendy huffed and turned around and grinned at Erza, Erza was going to take this kid on and make her prodigy.
Outside the door Levy, Lucy and Juvia gave each other high fives! They heard everything...
1 to the girls. 0 to the boys xD
Hehe Poor Jellal :) But doesn't anyone else think that Wendy looks like Jellal and Erza's kid? o.O Mashima isn't telling us something... Dedicated to the awesome reviewers so far! I really hoped you found this funny and sorry its not spelt-check, I just wanted to give you two chapters not one.
P.S Who is your favourite Fairy Tail character reviewers? So I dedicate chapters to you and your favourite character will have a story :) My favourite character is actually Happy cos he is a little troll and does anyone else miss Charle calling Happy 'he-cat?' xD But seriously I love Happy, Natsu, Lucy, Jellal, Wendy, Mira, Freed and Erza :D I actually love them all I don't hate anyone in Fairy Tail :D