At night:
Finn: You have FCAT tomorrow. You should go to sleep.
Me: I should sic Taffy the Elf on you but I'm not.
Finn: ...
Me: -smiles- and it's only reading FCAT.
Finn: -snort- only reading FCAT'? wow... It's FCAT!
Me: And I'll be fine mother.
Finn: I will cut you.
Me: You've been on my iPod too much.
Finn: ... YouTube is addicting.
Me: BonQuiQui.
Finn: Never gets old! :D
Me: ...
Finn: So when are you going to release me?
Me: when I feel like it.
Finn: But when is-
Me: HOCUS POCUS ABRAKADABRA ALAKAZAM... PURPLE BUNNY RABBITS!
-random person appears-
Random Person: What the heck?
Me: What's your name?
Random Person: Nick but...
Me: Hello Nick!
Nick: Umm hi? Where am I? Who are you?
Me: Overzealous readers will stalk me if I tell you my real name so
I'll go by my penname, KatOfFlorida. Or Flo if you prefer. I like Kat.
Finn: And I'm Finn
Nick: Like from Kingdom Keepers?
Finn: Yeah, that's me.
Me: I kidnapped him.
Nick: OMG? You kidnapped him? I'll get you out Finn! I'll find out
where we are! -runs around room-
Finn: -smugly- See? I am escaping!
Me: nope. HOCUS POCUS ABRAKADABRA ALAKAZAM... ALFALFA!
-Nick disappears-
Me: There will be one crazed person wherever he came from.
*somewhere in Michigan*
Nick: I swear! Finn from Kingdom Keepers is kidnapped by Kat!
Random kid: What a weirdo! Fictional characters.. Pshaw!
-group of kids laugh at him-
Nick: -pushes around shopping cart muttering to self-
Me: ... Nice
Fang: Michigan?
Me: Shopping cart. I wonder how I can steal a shopping cart...
Finn: I doubt you can do that
Me: Magic of Fanfiction! -yawn- time for bed! Get to your attic.
Finn: -leaves-
Me: Fun FCAT! Later! I gots to get some Zs!