Me: -sadness- at 12:00 tonight, Abraham Lincoln gets shot by John
Wilkes Booth.
Finn: And you know this because...
Me: Oh! I saw the Conspirator today! If you don't like depressing
movies, I highly recommend not watching this movie. Explanation, Finn?
Finn: Righto. Okay. So this ex Civil War Union Soldier is an attorney
and is assigned to defend a woman named Mary Sarratt who is accused of
conspiring with John Wilkes Booth and friends in her boarding home. As
the story goes on, he loses his girlfriend and the jury of the trial
already has their mind set on who is guilty and this idiot named
Stanton believes her guilty and has enough power to do whatever the
heck he wants. Then, the attorney guy finds out Stanton loser got Mary
sentenced to be hung. So, he went to a judge to sign a paper with
actual civilized and not planted jury. So after attorney guy informed
Mary and her daughter they were all , "Yay!" but as he looked out the
window, he saw 4 nooses instead of the 3 that were supposed to be
there. Turns out Stanton idiot got the President of the United States
of America to override the jury thing and she was hung. All because of
her idiot son who conspired to kill the president.
Me: That sums it up. Depressed.
Finn: Cymbalta can help!
Me: And after it ended, I said, "I wouldn't have come to see it if I
knew it was going to be sad," and my aunt said, "But you knew the
outcome", and I was like, "No..." So as far as I know, I have never
heard the name before 6 hours ago.
Finn: We went to go eat Japanese food after!
Me: I am now in love with Teriyaki Fried Rice. So awesome!
Finn: I liked the shrimp.
Me: He kept eating my food and my uncle made fun of him for being fat.
I called Finn a cantaloupe.
Finn: I know what you're thinking. Kat's parents don't know that she
kidnapped me and I live in the attic.
Me: I used my fanfiction powers and made them think it was okay!
Finn: You remind me of the Stanton idiot.
Me: NOOO! I don't sentence people to be hung!
Finn: Having me live with you is worse.
Me: You're alive.
Finn: ... Point taken
Me: And we went to Starbucks!
Finn: I wasn't allowed to have anything. I had too much candy in the
theater.
Me: I got a frappucino! BEST EVER! Besides fried rice, chocolate,
bananas, pizza, icecream, cookies, cheeseburgers, most meats,
meatballs, macaroni and cheese, fried chicken...
Finn: I'll say goodnight before she creates a restaurant.
Me: and spaghetti, and brownies, and sausages, and pancakes, and Jolly
Ranchers and Hersheys and gummies and Life Savers and...
4/17
Me: I had an idea for a fanfic two minutes ago!
Finn: The time is now 10:57 pm. FYI.
Me: I will write a story... about St Fang Of Boredom. Someone gave me
the idea by writing one. So I shall come up with my own. Maybe a few
Night Quills in there somewhere...
Finn: Lord help us.
Me: ...You're unusually silent...
Finn: I'm tired. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT!
Me: Psh. Another hour.
Finn: I'm going to bed.
Me: Yeep. And since my parents found out about Finn, he gets to sleep
in my bed! No, you perverts. I am NOT sleeping with Finn. Not that way.
Finn: As I probably said somewhere in the past, Ickk. Heck no!
Me: So, today was... Interesting?
Finn: She had a lab for science to do. We made boats out of aluminum
foil and saw which one had the most amount of pennies in before it
sank. Call us kids...
Me: Then we went to my pool! And we sunk the boats and Finn fell in!
FLASHBACK
Me: Dang, dropped a nickel bringing the rectangle boat back up. Finn...
Finn: Yeah, yeah. -reaches in-
Me: You're going to fall.
Finn: I am not. -reaches in further- almost... I can feel it...
-Falls in-
Me: -hysterical laughter- Oh... I... Y-y-you FAIL!
Finn: Shut up and get me a towel! God, it's freezing in here!
Me: -still laughing as I go get his towel-

Me: -smiles-
Finn: -scowl-
Me: oh please. Well, this one's going to be short because I have to go
to bed! And Mr. Grumpy Pants.
Finn: -growl-
Me: -pats head- We'll have fun in school tomorrow!
Finn: Why can't you be sick?
Me: We went over this. I'm persevering.
Finn: But I don't WANT TO!
Me: Too bad. You can be sick. I will not! I have a streak! I have
dignity! I have... -falls asleep-
Finn: Tsk tsk -shakes head- She never knows when she's tired...
Me: -in sleep- I will NOT take your bacon to the Grapefruit King! You
can't make me! NOOO! Not the DoorKnobs!
Finn: ... okay? I will try and explain later. Maybe. If I understand
it myself. GOOD NIGHT!