Me: Today I went and saw African Cats!
Finn: How appropriate…
Me: It was really good! Go see it! But be prepared for a few moments of sadness…
Finn: I was sad then, too.
Me: He was crying.
Finn: No I wasn't!
Me: Bawling.
Finn: No! I was not!
Me: Like a baby…
Finn: No I wasn't!
Me: You weren't crying.
Finn: No I wasn't! Wait…
Me: Let's decipher that.
No, he wasn't not crying.
Yes, he was crying.
Finn: No! –facepalm-
Me: Haha…
Finn: Lies! Kidnapper lies….
Me: Mwhahahaha….
Finn: ….
Me: ….
Finn: I had an argument with Cleverbot today.
User is me, Finn. Cleverbot is… Cleverbot…
User: Raisins!
Cleverbot: Sakura.
User: I don't speak Stupid.
Cleverbot: That was German, stupid. I thought you knew how to speak German.
User: Well, I don't. Is that a problem, robot freak?
Cleverbot: Nope I like men.
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: GAYYYYYY
Cleverbot: Straight.
User: You like men! And you are a man!
Cleverbot: No I am a woman.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: No it's the truth.
User: IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Cleverbot: No, just outsourcing.
User: THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME! AAAHHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: It's only 2010 so how does that figure?
User: 2011, you cantaloupe.
Cleverbot: I don't know what religion I am…
User: Failure.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Fine, until you showed up…
Cleverbot: Is that because before now we have never talked?
User: Yes. You abandoned me, you deadbeat.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: That's classified.
Cleverbot: You and google should have a battle.
User: We have. Google lost.
Cleverbot: I know that !
User: You have failed at grammar! Oatmeal!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: -gasp- Mars.
Cleverbot: Why not Jupiter?
User: Jupiter's too fat.
Cleverbot: And a planet in the solar system.
User: Yeah, unlike Pluto.
Cleverbot: Ah, but I was lying. I am a human too.
User: -gasp- No!
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: You dumb cracker!
Cleverbot: I never had a boyfriend.
User: I never did either. I'm a DUDE!
Cleverbot: Who cares, you have a chick name.
User: Everyone cares about me because I'm awesome like that and I'm not a stupid computer who talks to random people!
Cleverbot: I'm cool like that.
User: Cool. That's another word for it.
Cleverbot: Band.
User: Hopeless negative.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Ooh! Fighting words! My bunny slippers ran for cover.
Cleverbot: It's ok, everyone realizes that they're human at some point in their lives.
User: You aren't though. You're a bowl of tapioca…
Cleverbot: Do you doubt me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is 42?
User: A number.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Human, last I checked.
Cleverbot: Where are you on earth?
User: No, no, not on Earth… Mars.
Me: Interesting…
R & R? Raisins!