Me: Horses!
Finn: We're watching Secretariat now.
Me: WINNING!
Finn: He just won his second race.
Me: I knew it! I knew it! –dances around room-
Finn: It's a Disney movie. It'll always happen.
Me: Now something's gonna happen when the third race comes.
Finn: Again, Disney!
Me: Hey! You practically live in Disney, Mr. DHI!
Finn: Disney Heterozygial Infection
Me: I haven't posted that yet! Shh!
Finn: Yet… get ready for it…
Me: Also, tomorrow's Easter!
Finn: Candy!
Me: Yes, Finny, candy. So Finn and I will be spending tomorrow eating candy. No updates…
Finn: Don't cry.
Me: Maybe I'll type up the rest of KKMR and get it to you by Monday.
Finn: -has mysteriously disappeared-
Me: Finn! GET THE TORTILLA OUT OF THE FRIDGE!
Finn: No!
Me: I made Tres Leches cake. Three Milks in Spanish. It's a really awesome cake. You should try it. No I will not send it to you. I have to concentrate on getting Finn out of it.
Finn: Where the tortilla is it?
Me: I hid it!
Finn: Where?
Me: Ghanada.
Finn: I don't know where that is.
Me: It's a planet, off the coast of Jupiter.
Finn: You make it sound like an island.
Me: -in deep voice- Alone. In a world. Where survival is key. What can you do? When the world seems to have turned against you?
Finn: Why are you saying it like that?
Me: -still in deep voice- One person. One hero. Can make a difference.
Finn: Stop it.
Me: -still in deep voice- Coming to a theater near you. This fall. You will learn about a true story. About someone. Who tried. And made a difference.
Reading. And reviewing. Is the key. To Kat's survival. On the island. Of fanfiction.