Finn: I can't believe you passworded your computer.
Me: I'm not stupid. I know you'll delete the hamburger picture.
Finn: Uck.
Me:-randomly hisses and spits like a cat-
Finn: WTF?
Me: Also, not to be an annoying commercial person, I have a special announcement… RHYMING TIMING! Aka, RT.
Finn: Not 'retweet', 'rhyming timing'.
Me: What is it about?
Finn: Well! Since we were bored, we created an actual annoying commercial to explain!
Me: -sigh dramatically- I wish I had something to do… to the computer!
-heroic music plays-
Me: -at computer- Wow! KatOfFlorida has a new story called 'Rhyming Timing'! Hey Finn!
Finn: -sticks head in room innocently- -smiles widely and cheesily- Yes?
Me: In this story, she goes on adventures with her friend Finn and rhymes randomly because she has a poetry unit in language arts!
Finn: -turns to camera- Go to and look up KatOfFlorida in the search bar and find Rhyming Timing!
Me & Finn: -singing- RHYMIIIINNNNGGG TIIIIIMMMIIINNGG!
Random Voice-over Announcer Dude: -really fast- You can go on and look up 'Rhyming Timing' with no purchase necessary if you call this number right now. 3218675309. That's 3218675309. Side Effects may contain drowsiness, nausea, and/or depression. If so please contact your doctor because fanfiction might not be right for you.