Finn: Long time no see!

Me: Yeah really. We have to do exams and we're nearing the end of school! Finally!

Finn: There's a catch. Wait for the fish…

Me: I'm going to Chicago for the first week of summer.

Finn: No internet equals no fanfiction.

Me: Frowness.

Finn: Also I'm pushing her to update her other stories.

Me: And I realized I described Amanda wrong in Kingdom Keepers. It's how I envisioned her and I just reread Kingdom Keepers 2.

Finn: It was an 'aha!' moment.

Me: Epiphany is the technical term.

Finn: Who needs technical!

Me: It gives people jobs and President Obama something to talk about.

Finn: We have nothing against Obama, though. She's the exact opposite.

Me: I choose not to be racist. I think he hasn't done anything wrong! People are all 'Rawr!' because he's… you know…

Finn: Black?

Me: Racist!

Finn: African American.

Me: Better. And also…

OSAMA'S DEAD! YAY!

Finn: Of course, if we said someone was dead followed by a 'yay!', everyone would think we're serial killers.

Me: We're not. Hopefully.

R & R? Serial Killer?