Me: Rambling on and on and onn.
Finn: Ramblings is back!
Me: Hooray! I had a very interesting conversation with Cleverbot on Monday.
Finn: Wait!
User: Hey.
Me: -sigh- Yes Finn?
Finn: Blasphemy…?
Me: Huh? Oh! In here, I mention that 'I eat God' but that is physically impossible because I don't eat other things and people that are meant for food. So yes. Enjoy! User is me, Kat and Cleverbot is Eric the Elephant.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey hey.
User: Is for horses.
Cleverbot: Hmm hello ...
User: What? BOLOGNA.
Cleverbot: No bologna non è in sardegna.
User: I don't speak stupid. Translator please?
Cleverbot: To tengo hambre.
User: It's 'tu' dummy.
Cleverbot: Oh! Sorry.
User: Yeah, you better be.
Cleverbot: Do you understand what I am saying or to you just reply.
User: It's 'do you' because that doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Clever comeback, worthy of my four year old. I think you are covering up for the fact that you don't know what you're talking about. Literally.
User: Umm, yeah sure. Talk about mice all you want, Eric.
Cleverbot: You got the talk. Have you got the walk to go with it, little bot?
User: My name is Kabushka Ellingsonkhrjra. I can walk perfectly fine.
Cleverbot: Well, karl, I have. And I do regularly.
User: I walk on water too.
Cleverbot: What is your job.
User: My job is to talk to people through a computer. You are a customer.
Cleverbot: How much would a DSL line cost me per month.
User: I have no idea, I think I like mayonnaise better.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't ask you if I did now would I?
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In a galaxy far far away.
User: So do I! We must be related! Uck.
Cleverbot: I live in the 7th circle of hell.
User: I live in the 8th! Beat that, Mr. Elephant.
Cleverbot: I don't think an elephant would want to live.
User: I'm not really a fan of monkeys. Hold the mustard.
Cleverbot: Ja! I bet you have thought of yourself as one.
User: I preferrable don't like mustard, thank you very much.
Cleverbot: What do you do when I'm not talking to you?
User: I talk to you? I thought I was talking to James Bond.
Cleverbot: No you are talking to rachel on another computer.
User: Well, hello Rachel. Do you eat God?
Cleverbot: She's not with me right now.
User: God is a she? -gasp-.
Cleverbot: I though that God is a supernatural person.
User: I don't know. I eat balloon animals.
Cleverbot: Where is your zoo?
User: In the Ring of Destiny.
Cleverbot: This is getting very surreal.
User: Is veal your favorite kind of meat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I prefer a cheeseburger over the zoo.
Cleverbot: Do you bake that with cheese?
User: No, I don't call it a cheeseburger. I call it a burger-with-or-without-cheese-depending-on-what-I-feel-like.
Cleverbot: How do you judge what is a fact?
User: Aristotle is dead.
Cleverbot: He lives in our thoughts.
User: He lives on in a zebra.
Cleverbot: That's just sick.
User: I am sick today.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you have the flu?
User: No, swine flu.
Cleverbot: Oh go on.
User: -grabs popcorn- This is getting interesting.
Cleverbot: I am not going anywhere.
User: I eat balloon animals.
Cleverbot: Do animals like you?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Have you ever practiced.
User: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Cleverbot: Division 32.
User: Area 51.
Cleverbot: Non this areas are in Mexico.
User: Yoda, I am not.
Cleverbot: Are you being clever with me?
User: I don't know, Eric.
Cleverbot: But you are asking me about Eric.
User: Your name.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cucumbers?
Cleverbot: No they are not.
User: Zucchini is bad.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I didn't say you weren't not bad.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry I missinterpreted you.
User: Misinterpreted.
Cleverbot: So did you go for the full 7 days or just 8 ?
User: 9 actually. I eat balloon animals.
Cleverbot: Who feeds you?
User: I feed you.
Cleverbot: No I'm grand, I've had a fry up.
User: French fries are brothers to French toast.
Cleverbot: I know that.. You thought I didn't know that?
User: Who's You? Who is this 'You' person?
Cleverbot: I wish Jesse loved me.
User: Is You from another country?
Cleverbot: I am from Mars.
User: That's not a planet anymore.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Rihanna made a song yesterday.
Cleverbot: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...
User: I have to go. Nice meeting you Eric the Elephant.
Cleverbot: No, jenna is my friend.
Me: And that's it! Wonderful Cleverbot. I beat it at it's own game!
Finn: What game?
Me: When you ask Cleverbot 'what's you favorite color' or something, it usually doesn't respond with a color. It will most likely say 'I prefer mustard on my hamburger' or something.
Finn: So you… oh. I see. Well played.
Me: Why thank you. Follow us on twitter to see when things are posted. Finn usually announces it more than I do.
'New Character Academy! I'm fired… ' . Really, that's what he tweeted.
Finn: Plagiarism. I usually follow back because I think that makes them feel better.
Me: I'm cookiemonstur13.
Finn: And mine actually makes sense. KingdomFinn.
Me: No one will find out where you live and kill you. –sarcasm-
Finn: …
Me: You even put your name! Finnegan Whitman!
Finn: Shut up! No one needs to know…
Me: Everyone knows your name. They've been reading the books.
Finn: … I hate my life.
Me: You have crazy roommates.
Finn: It used to be just Frodo and Percy, but now it's Frodo and Set.
Me: Set wants to rule the school. And the wristband of power comes into play in the next chapter.
Finn: Wristband? Does that have anything to do with…?
Me: -nods-
Finn: Wonderful.
Me: My wristband directs my fanfictional powers and keeps them contained. Like Cyclops' glasses.
Finn: Wolverine references. Yay.
R & R? The wristband will make you.