Me: Hi guys! It's WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON WEDNESDAY!
Finn: Yeah, I can see why Rebecca Black didn't choose that day of the week.
Me: Not very catchy. I heard Wednesday is after some Norse god or something.
Finn: I'm not good at Norse Mythology. Roman and Greek? I can help with that.
Me: First of all, I'd like to thank lots and LOTS of readers who view my stories. So later on, we will have an awards ceremony for the top three stories!
Finn: Yay. Hosting and bad jokes, my favorite things.
Me: And this Monday was the Fourth of July, so I technically took a holiday for Character Academy. Also because I had just gotten back from Tampa.
Finn: I got sunburned and now I'm peeling. –frowns-
Me: The beach was nice though. Better than the ones… oops, not giving away my location. You'll kidnap Finn for yourself.
Finn: Yay! I mean… oh… darn…
Me: So Character Academy will continue regularly on Mondays, Ramblings on Wednesdays, and KingdomKeepers MaximumRide crossover on Fridays.
Finn: And if you want an update of what we're doing randomly, go to Twitter!
Me: I'm working on a Facebook page, because lots of people don't have a Twitter account. But if you do…
cookiemonstur13
KingdomFinn
Finn: So yeah. As you guessed, I'm KingdomFinn. I would have rather had , but it wouldn't let me do that.
Me: Onto the awards ceremony!
-elevator music-
Randy the Skeleton: -playing Jazz music-
Melvin the Purple Bunny Rabbit: -in a deep voice- Now here are your hosts, Kat aaaannnd Finn!
Randy the Skeleton: -loudly playing Jazz music-
Me: Oh thank you, you're all too wonderful!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Finn: Thank you, thank you!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Me: Okay! Welcome to…
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Finn: It's the…
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Me: SHUT UP!
Crowd: -silence-
Me: Thank you. Welcome to the first annual Fanfiction awards hosted by me, KatofFlorida, and my kidnapped friend, Finn!
Crowd: -silence-
Me: Now you would clap! –mutters- Idiots…
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Finn: We will be announcing the third place story first and so on and so forth and welcome the story characters up for a speech. Not all of them, because that would take too long.
Me: Our four nominees for tonight are… Kingdom Keepers Maximum Ride crossover!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Max and other characters from the story: -smiles- -waves- -claps-
Me: Maximum Ride vs. Other Bird Kid!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Thalia: -smiles- -waves- -claps-
Finn: Our third nominee is… Song Fics?
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Charlene and other characters from the story: -smiles- -waves- -claps-
Finn: What story is Song Fics?
Me: Umm, nothing.
Finn: You don't like writing song fics though!
Me: -whistles-
Finn: Why didn't you…? It's about me, isn't it?
Me: Kinda sorta… maybe…. Yes.
Crowd: OOOHHHH –loudly-
Me: Shut up!
Finn: -growls-
Me: And final nominee, Ramblings of Yours Truly!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Finn: -stiffly- In third place, we have…
Randy the Skeleton: -drumroll-
Delaney the Werewolf Girl: -hands envelope- -blushes- -runs away-
Finn: Song Fics with 125 views!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Charlene: -grabs mic- Thank you for making up the fact that Maybeck and I were dating.
Maybeck: Even though we aren't.
Charlene: And getting it to such a high number in not a lot of time! Thank you!
Amanda: -grumbles- We should've had more. –to Kat- you should've wrote it better.
Crowd: OOOHHHH –loudly-
Me: Maybe you should've sold it better. Get off the stage now.
Charlene and Maybeck and Amanda: Fine, fine. –leaves-
Me: In second place, we have…
Randy the Skeleton: -drumroll-
Delaney the Werewolf Girl: -hands envelope- -blushes- -runs away-
Me: Ramblings of Yours Truly with 128 views!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Finn: -grabs mic- Umm, since we're the only characters…
Me: Thank you for putting up with our Ramblings!
Finn: Apparently it's entertaining!
Me: Thanks!
Finn: Yeah, what she said.
Me: And first place goes to…
Randy the Skeleton: -drumroll-
Lights: -dims-
Max and other characters: -nervous-
Thalia: -nervous-
Delaney the Werewolf Girl: -hands envelope- -blushes- -runs away-
Finn: Why does she blush?
Me: We're on TV.
Finn: We are?
Me: -nods-
Finn: Cool. First place is… Kingdom Keepers Maximum Ride Crossover with a whopping 205 views!
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
Max: Oh Em Gee!
Nudge: Wow, you're so up to date!
Angel: I made her say that.
Max: No ice cream for you!
Angel: -frowns-
Max: Thank you for getting us all the way to first place and thanks to Finn for the help!
Finn: No problemo.
Me: Well, that's it for the First Annual Fanfiction awards!
Finn: See you next time!
Randy the Skeleton: -loudly playing Jazz music-
Crowd: -uproarious applause-
-elevator music-
Me: I hope it was fun to read, since you couldn't be there!
Finn: Yeah, sooo fun, especially when you stabbed Amanda in the arm with a bobby pin.
Me: I healed her!
Finn: My only chance to see my friends and you stab her with a bobby pin.
R & R? Cat's out of the bag with Song Fics…