Me: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Finn: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Me: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Finn: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Me: If you don't celebrate Christmas, just have a happy new year.
Finn: For those who DO celebrate Christmas… here's a partial list as to what we got.
Me: iPhone, calendar, boots, earrings, shoes, a dress… uh… books! I got three books, Nerf guns… and that's all I can think of right now. I'm downstairs and my gifts are upstairs.
Finn: Uh, the calendar had our pet cats on it. The dress was purple and black. I guess it was okay.
Me: Just because you're a guy doesn't mean it was 'okay'. You boys think dresses are 'okay', but what if sports jerseys are 'okay'? DOESN'T THAT INSULT YOU?
Finn: Not really. Not a sports person.
Me: Shut up. I got black boots and brown boots, a space book, Warriors: The Forgotten Warrior, and the Diary of A Wimpy Kid. And Nerf Guns with whistler darts. SHOOT EVERYONE!
Finn: … The world's going to die. And she got a snow hat with cat ears. She wore it, hid throughout the house, jumped out at unsuspecting people, and yells "SNIPER KITTY!" and shoots people.
Me: And the iPhone isn't really an iPhone. It's a Chinese version. Meaning it's slower, less quality camera, and I can't download apps. It looks exactly like an iPhone.
Finn: Fangalicous08 got an iPhone though.
Me: UNFAIR.
Finn: SO what'd you get, you Christmas-celebrators?
Me: A pair of shoes?
Finn: A dress?
Me: A hat?
Finn: A pen?
Me: A sock?
Finn: A couch cushion?
Me: An elephant?
Finn: How did Santa fit that?
Me: And why would Santa give you a couch cushion?
Finn: Cheap Santa.
Read and Review? What'd you get for Christmas? Not as awesome as a Chinese iPhone…. OKAY! See you later!