Me: OLLO!
Finn: Wednesday story.
Me: It's different this time.
Finn: Whatever. Just don't do anything ridiculous.
Me: Do you want me to dress up like a clown? Because I will…
Finn: CLOWNS ARE SCARY. PLEASE DON'T.
Me: Ugh. Okay. But now I know what to torture you with.
Finn: …
Me: I am going to talk about the Hunger Games, since that's a lot closer than the Kingdom Keepers movie.
Finn: Which is never.
Me: SO. I'm involving characters from the book in. –opens door- Come on in guys!
Finn: It's going to get crowded!
Me: Shh, and be nice. If you haven't read the whole Hunger Games book, please run away so I don't spoil it for you.
Gale: Spoilers are bad.
Peeta: DERP! –runs in circles-
Finnick: What's wrong with him?
Finn: He's not even from the first book!
Me: Oop, Finn's right for once.
Finnick: I'm Finn too.
Me: No, you're Finnick, because this Finn was here first.
Finnick: Hmph. Fine. –leaves-
Peeta: -runs in circles-
Me: Oh that's my retarded Peeta. I have retarded versions of all the characters. It's fun. That sounds weird. ANYWAY. Please take your seat.
Finn: So what are we talking about?
Me: Interviewing. Just shh… Okay, Clove first.
Clove: -glances up- Oh. Hi.
Me: How did it feel to be reaped for the 74th annual Hunger Games?
Clove: -shrugs- Well, being from District 2, being in the Hunger Games is an honor, so I was happy about that.
Me: What? You didn't even consider dying?
Clove: Um, no. I throw knives at people. I always win.
Finn: But you died.
Me: Finn!
Clove: -glares-
Finn: Sorry…
Me: They're very sensitive.
Clove: I did die. So what? You got a problem?
Finn: No, I don't believe so.
Clove: Good. Can I leave?
Me: One more thing. What were you thinking about when you were dying a slow painful death by Thresh?
Thresh: -shifts uncomfortably-
Clove: -sigh- Thresh and I have made our peace.
Me: -mumbles- So you think.
Clove: What?
Me: Nothing. Continue.
Clove: I was thinking how much I hated Katniss…
Katniss: -looks away-
Clove: How much I'd miss Cato… wait, what?
Cato: -eyes widen-
Crowd: AWW…
Finn: Still here?
Me: Yep. So, you'd miss Cato?
Clove: I don't recall saying that.
Me: Yes you did. Tape recorder. –clicks button-
Tape Recorder: -Clove's voice- How much I'd miss Cato…
Clove: I'm leaving. –gets up and walks out-
Cato: Erm.
Me: So, CATO…
Cato: I want to leave too.
Me: Oh shut up. So, when you were dying, what were you thinking?
Cato: The usual… how much I wish that Katniss and Peeta would die…
Katniss: Why does everyone hate me? I saved the children from the future!
Peeta: Blararararg.
Cato: Why is he doing that?
Me: It's the retarded Peeta. Don't worry about it.
Cato: Too late.
Me: Continue.
Cato: Well, I was wondering why it boiled down to this, why didn't I kill them when I had a chance… blah blah blah.
Finn: You make it sound like it's normal to kill people when you have a chance.
Cato: Well, it is normal.
Me: So about Clove… when you were running to her rescue… where were you? Why weren't you there to save her?
Cato: Um. Well. I was… sleeping.
Finn: Your friend was dying and you were sleeping?
Cato: I wasn't finished. SHUT UP.
Finn: -silent-
Cato: She went by herself. She wanted to kill Katniss for what she did to Glimmer, who was also her friend. But if I came, she knew I wouldn't let her. I'd kill Katniss for myself.
Katniss: Appreciate it.
Cato: So she went and I woke up after she had left and I went charging after her. I heard her yelling for me… screaming for my help, but I couldn't run faster… if I had run a little faster…
Finn: You poor thing! –sad-
Me: Too bad, so sad. Now you're alive and you love each other!
Cato: Thanks for the emotion here.
Me: You're Cato, you don't have emotion.
Cato: Is that an insult? –pulls out spear-
Finn: -tries to leave-
Me: Maybe. Sit down before you poke someone's eye out.
Finn: Uhm. What is Dumbledore saying?
Me: -glances- OH. He's saying time's up, and next time, we'll get to Rue and Thresh. Then Marvel and Glimmer, then Katniss and Peeta. And the loners. Gale.
Gale: I did nothing.
Peeta: RUBBER PENCIL.
Read and Review? You're more than welcome to ask a question to Cato or Clove, and they'll answer it. Don't to Marvel, Glimmer, Katniss, Peeta, or Gale yet. Just ask to Rue and Thresh and Cato and Clove. RUN ON SENTENCE. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. Oh, and I do have retarded versions of all the characters. Retarded Cato likes to run into walls. A lot.