Me: SUP HOMESLICES.

Finn: What have you just uttered.

Me: I don't know. Thug life just took over.

Finn: You don't have a thug life.

Me: You know so little about me.

Finn: Wait… what?

Me: So I'm sitting in my room trying to cough up another chapter of my Doctor Who fanfic because I want to finish the entire thing before I post a chapter so I'm not the biggest letdown of the century and I'm not feeling the VIBES.
Finn: The vibes?

Me: The writing vibes.

Finn: I see…. –doesn't see at all-

Me: Watch what you type, it might make you blind.

Finn: That's not going to happen.

Me: It can. How do you think you got here?

Finn: What?

Me: Finn… -puts hands on his shoulders- You're an accident.

Finn: WHAT.

Me: -bursts out laughing- YOUR FACE…. PRICELESS…

Finn: Shut up. You were saying something about vibes.

Me: Oh…. Yeah… So I decided to update Ramblings of Yours Truly, let you know what's up with me.

Finn: Oh! Tell them about the YouTube!

Me: Yeah, I'm planning on maybe starting a YouTube channel. I don't know. Maybe. I can't even write anything on here, how am I supposed to keep up with YouTube?

Finn: That would be so cool. I'd be famous! Again.

Me: Well, you wouldn't be in it.

Finn: What? Why?

Me: The same reason I don't take pictures of you. NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. They could put it on the back of those milk cartons and announce you missing.

Finn: That's ridiculous.

Me: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….

Finn: -waits-

Me: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP.

Finn: WELL THEN.

Me: ANYWAY, before I was interrupted by a rude boy…

Finn: Hey!

Me: My point exactly. I'll try and do another chapter of DHI Chatroom, but I REALLY need to work on the KKPJMR fic, because let's face it, I've left you hanging.

Finn: I'm not even sure what's supposed to happen. And I live here.

Me: I had such a good plot and I lost it! –bangs head against a wall-

Finn: Um… there there… -pats head-

Me: DON'T TOUCH ME.

Finn: But you have other stuff to talk about.

Me: Don't tell me what to do!

Finn: You told me not to let you get off topic!

Me: I did? –thinks- Oh. Fine, fine. What's next on the list? –checks list- FCRAP!

Finn: That's vulgar, even for you.

Me: No, FCRAP is FCAT but my old drama teacher used to call it FCRAP because, once again, let's face it, FCAT is crap. If you live in Florida, you deal with it too.

Finn: It's a standardized test thing.

Me: Since I'm so megally awesome at reading, I finished the first half of the test in like ten minutes. So I wanted to ask this one question, like 'should I go on to the next section?' and for the next thirty minutes, about twelve different teachers came up to me and had no idea. That was awkward.

Finn: I wasn't there. I have to take it tomorrow. Since FCAT is now on the computer, the school's computer labs aren't big enough for the entire grade, so they split up the alphabet. So A-M went today. Because Kat's last name is-

Me: SHUSH YOUR FACE.

Finn: Oh, right, sorry. My last name isn't in that half of the alphabet. So I missed that.

Me: I drew a sloth on my scratch paper. It was quite clever.

Finn: Manfred?

Manfred: -appears- -makes sloth noises- -disappears-

Finn: Was that him?

Me: Yes.

Finn: Why is his eye-

Me: IT WAS A BAD PENCIL, OKAY?

Finn: Right. Your art just sucks.

Me: No one asked you, Lawrence. –pushes him into a small pit-

Finn: NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Me: He gets me off topic. –glances down pit- He'll be fine. What was I saying? Oh yes, updates. You know exams and other schooly mammoth stuff is coming up, right? I'm muddling through it and I SWEAR I will post more during the summer on my life.

Finn: -faintly- You'll die then!

Me: SHUT UP! I have to wrap up some stories and move on with life, you know? Besides, the Doctor Who fic I have coming up? I'm on Chapter 4 out of however many I feel like. If you want, I can post an excerpt for some critique. Just ask. If you want. I WON'T BE OFFENDED AT ALL IF YOU DON'T. –pokes computer screen-

Finn: They won't ask just because you said that.

Me: SHUT UP.

Finn: NO.

Me: OH YEAH! The new Kingdom Keepers book is out and I'm poor so I can't buy it! MY LIFE IS OVER. WHAT HAPPENS AFTER FINN AND

–shudders- STOREY MING JUMP OFF THE SHIP? WHAT'S TIA DALMA UP TO? I HAVE NO IDEA. One of my Kingdom Keepers friends in real life got to go to the signing. Ridley Pearson said hello to me. Did you know there was an app where you could submit chapters to be put into the next book? I'm so doing that. REACH FOR THE STARS.

Finn: If you miss, you'll be sucked into the vacuum of space.

Me: You're just Mr. Raincloud aren't you.

Finn: You know me.

Me: And… yeah that's all I got for ya. So… See you soon hopefully.

Finn: Can I get out of here?

Manfred: -appears- NO. –disappears-

Me: Thanks Manfred.

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