I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

AN: I was a dumbass. Frank and Henry are the same person, I just accidently changed the name. If it bothers any of you I'll go back and fix it. K? Kyubbi is Naruto's mom and Fugaku thinks his parents were ninjas killed when hunting the fox or afterwards when the forest was 'purged' of demons.

Naruto POV:

Sasuke stared at me seemingly disinterested. "Alright dobe. You'll be staying with me. Come on, I'll show you to our room."

"Hmph." I crossed my arms and pouted. Yeah right. I'm leaving as soon as there is no one around.

Walking through the maze of hallways I couldn't help but gape at the sheer amount of rooms there were. It seemed that every hallway had at least 15. Not only that, the rooms that I could see were HUGE! They were at least 3 times the size of my home. They could fit over 20 people in there. Maids were constantly running around dusting things or tidying up rooms. Each of them were dressed in short (Lolita) uniforms and seemed to be in a hurry. I didn't get it. Everything looked fine to me. What was a little dust here or there gonna do? Create giant dinosaurs that shot laser beams from their mouth, hell-bent on the destruction of mankind? Ummm….. Let's forget that comment ever happened. The hallways seemed to go on forever in every direction. I knew that I was going to get lost at some point.

Sasuke, meanwhile, had an expressionless look on his face as we walked. I glanced at him and started to think. He doesn't seem to be that bad, but I can't trust him yet. I mean, he did practically kidnap me and threaten Cora. I immediately darkened. My eyes were hidden behind my bangs and my aura became murderous. I glared at Sasuke with hate. I stopped walking and stood stock still. My hands balled into fist and my eyes started to turn red. I needed to calm down before I lost control. Sasuke seemed to notice and turned to face me. Once I saw his face I couldn't help it. I sent a chakra enhanced punch towards his face. He blocked it, but was thrown back several feet. He glanced up at me surprised. I grinned maliciously at the feeling and cracked my knuckles. I walked over to him and threw another punch. This time he dodged, like I expected, but wasn't prepared for the kick from his left. It hit him on his side and I could feel the imprint from my foot.

"You bastard. That was for scaring Cora."

I kept walking past him and into the room e was headed towards. Inside was a king sized bed with dark blue sheets, pillows and blankets. A dresser was on the wall by the foot of the bed. A wooden writing desk with papers, pens and pencils. Next to it was a large bookshelf filled to the brim with books. A door led to the adjoining bathroom. Full of posh soaps and scents for the duck-ass no doubt. Speaking of, his royal assness walked in.

"What was that about?" He glared down at me.

I glared back. "Cora. The girl you almost allowed to be raped."

His eyes softened. "….I would've stopped it."

I scoffed. "Yeah right. You're a heartless bastard, you know that?"

"Hn. I really would've though. I just knew that it would get you to come quietly with us."

I read his body language and searched his eyes for any deception, and found none. He was telling the truth. "Hmph. You're still a bastard."

"I've been told. Dobe."

"TEME!"

He smirked. The tense atmosphere gone. "Hn."

I pouted. "Whatever. So this is your room?" A nod. "Cool. Could use some more color though. Like orange!"

He looked disgusted. "No. I'll show you around."

I smiled at his change in subject. Just you wait Sasuke. Just you wait. Mwahahaha! "Yeah!" I shouted and fist-pumped. I got a blank look from Sasuke. I scratched the back of my head. "Eh-he. Let's go?"

I followed Sasuke through the maze of hallways again as he pointed things out to me. We saw the kitchen, dining hall, study rooms and bathrooms. Man, there are a lot of those! Everything was magnificent in its own way but I was starting to get bored. A few things caught my interest that I would 'ahem!' borrow. A sapphire embroidered blanket, a silver vase that reflected the sunlight, and a golden necklace with rubies all over it and in the center was a sapphire gem shaped as a crescent moon. My eyes had followed it, its owner oblivious to my intentions to steal it. Perfect! Now we were going to the library. Two large, dark blue, doors stood in front of us. Sasuke smirked at me and pushed both the doors open. Inside were rows and towers of books. Bookshelves lined the walls and reached all the way to the ceiling! I gaped at the sheer amount of books. Sasuke smirked even more at my reaction and led me to a bookshelf. I ran my finger along the spine of one of the books. It was titled 'A Mind of Madness' and was written in gothic letters. After wandering through a few more isles I spun around ran towards Sasuke. He had taken a book and sat in one of the lounging chairs to wait for me.

Sasuke POV:

"Sasuke! This is amazing!"

I looked up from my book to see Naruto running toward me with a big smile on his face. The whisker marks stretched across his face in a cute fashion. His arms were outstretched and his hair swept around as he ran. Those sapphire eyes sparkled with delight and he was blinding. Then he leaped in the air, wrapped his arms around my and make the chair I was sitting on fall over. I groaned and looked down at the weight on my chest. My pants became even tighter at the site. Naruto was nuzzling my chest and neck! Occasionally his tongue would dart out and lick a part of my skin. Do not molest! Do not molest! Do not molest! And now he was…..purring?

I rubbed his back, which seemed to knock him out of whatever thought he was having, and he jumped back. His face was red and he kept gesturing with his hands while stuttering. I stared at him as he stuttered and tried to lie about what he just did. It was cute. Then I did something very un-Uchiha like. I snorted.

Naruto POV:

I was embarrassed. No, I was beyond embarrassed. I just practically molested Sasuke. Did I really lick him? Oh my god! How embarrassing! I tried to apologize and cover up what just happened, but I kept stuttering. Then, it happened. Sasuke snorted. Di-Did he just laugh at me!? I growled. Dead silence. Sasuke stared at me in amusement. My tail, hidden under a genjutsu, was twitching in irritation behind me. Sasuke stood up and brushed the dirt off his clothes before smirking at me and leaving. That, that bastard! Fine. He asked for it. Time for revenge! The rest of the day I mapped out the entire castle and started laying traps. He'll never know what hit him! After I was done I went back to our shared room and curled up for some well-deserved sleep.

The next morning I woke up before anyone else and double checked my pranks. Everything was set. Now all I needed to do was wait. I decided to relax in the library and read some books. After about half an hour I heard my first trap go off. And so it begins!

Sasuke POV:

I had woken up at my usual time. The sun was shining through my window and the maids were already moving around the castle. I rubbed my eyes and sat up. As I did I heard a click from behind me. Before I could look I was greeted by a pie in the face. It was attached to a string on the bed post and the back of my shirt. When I sat up it was released down onto my face. I glared menacingly at the wall while blueberries dripped down my face. It must have been caused by Naruto. Who else was stupid enough to prank him? I wiped whatever I could off with my sleep before swinging my legs over the side of the bed. I went to stand, only to feel the floor before me move. Marbles had been perfectly place where my feet would go, causing me to fall onto my ass in shock. I sat there in shock for a minute before standing and angrily stomping over to my wardrobe. I swung the door open and was greeted by another pie in the face. This time strawberry. I glared at my empty wardrobe so much so that it might spontaneously combust. Everything was booby trapped. After that I was much more careful. I avoided the wire stretched across the floor, mud covered robe and even the flea jar that almost broke open. I eventually made it to the bathroom and stepped into the tub. I turned on the tub and added my scented oils to the hot water. I turned away to take off my dirty pajamas and without looking stepped inside the tub.

I sighed as the hot water caressed my body and took away all of my stress. Then I opened my eyes and jumped up. My water was purple! That wasn't natural. Was it the mucus of some bug or monster? Wait! The oil bottle was purple too. Someone had switched his bathing supplies with purple dye! I looked down and saw that my whole body from the neck down was purple. No one would take me seriously now. I wouldn't be able to go outside the castle until this wore off. I grabbed my clean clothes in silence and slipped them on in silence. Stepped out into the hallway and then released a loud growl of rage. Unfortunately the floor was fake and another pie was thrown at my face. NARUTO! I'm going to MURDER YOU!

Naruto POV:

I had seen everything that had happened to Sasuke and was rolling on the floor, clutching my sides, and crying from laughter. He is such a dumbass! You'd think he'd be more careful, but he wasn't! For the rest of the day I stalked him and watched all of my pranks blow up in his face. Literally, some things did blow up in his face. He had searched for me all day, but hadn't found me yet. I hid in corners, different hallways, even random vases. By the end of the day he was panting from the exertion of trying to find me and avoid my pranks at the same time. Finally he just sighed and leaned against a wall….which promptly made flour fall from the ceiling. He didn't even seem to notice it. He just stood there with his head down. Maybe I want to far? I came out from my hiding spot and stood in front of him. I tried to look under his bangs, to see his eyes, but I couldn't.

"Ummm. Sasuke? Are you ok?"

"mumble…"

"What?"

Suddenly he lunged at me. A sparkle was in his left eye. He moved so fast that I was pinned to the wall before I could escape. "I've got you now! Do you have ANY idea what I've been through?" He had this weird glint in his eyes. It creeped me out.

"Uh….Sasuke?"

He started laughing evilly. "Now it's your turn!" The glint was even worse than before.

"EEEEEEKKKKKKK!"

30 Minutes Later:

"…seriously?"

"….."

"This is the best you could do?"

"Hn."

I am tied to a chair facing a wall, in a time-out. Sasuke was sitting in the bed behind me disabling my pranks he forced me to tell him. Tickle torture is the worst! Still…..he could've done a lot worse than this. I lowered my eyes to the floor. He could've had me imprisoned, tortured or killed. Of course I would've escaped, but that's not the point. I could see the real him now. He wasn't such a bad guy. I maneuvered the chair around so that I could see him. He was dismantling the itching powder launcher from his blankets. He was working really hard on it. I smiled gently.

"Sasuke."

He looked up. "What?"

"You're not such a bad guy. You know that right?"

He looked down, but I could tell he was blushing. "….hn."

AN: Awww~ SasuNaru begins. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter. Review and favorite please! :)