AN: Wow, you guys! Your ideas are all fantabulous! I will use as many as I can :) I may end up with more than 101... I can always change the title :) Thank you to whiteswan, Zeny, jekkah, Whatif-ifonly, Classical E. Centric, Coydog22 (if you wish to imagine Seaver instead of Will in these situations, be my guest. I don't judge :)) 1701bg, and ImmortalMissRaven for your reviews!
Now, let the goofiness ensue!
#3 - Gets run over by a tour bus at the airport leaving for the honeymoon (suggested by Whatif-ifonly)
As JJ and Will got off of the plane in Fiji, they were excited for their honeymoon. Well, one of them was. JJ was sick and tired of Will being jealous of her and Spencer's friendship. That's all he talked about for the entire flight.
"For goodness sake Will! I married you!"
"That doesn't matter JJ! It didn't matter to me!" Will realized he had just dug his own grave.
"What did you just say? You CHEATED ON ME!?" JJ screeched, shoving Will as she did so. Unfortunately for Will (or maybe fortunately, considering JJ was known to shoot where it counts), he tripped over a suitcase and directly into the path of a large tour bus. He didn't stand a chance.
#4 – suggested by SkyleafAlchemist19 (AKA my little sister) I won't tell you what it is. You'll know :)
Will was walking down the street, minding his own business. He helped an elderly lady put groceries in her car, and continued on his way. He was avoiding going home, because he just felt like it. Suddenly, he was squished by a large green thing, killed instantly.
Captain America looked on in horror and said
"Hulk, why did you do that?"
The response was
"HULK SMASH UGLY MAN!"
AN: Hope I didn't kill you all... I almost died writing this... review please! More ideas are welcome as well! (hint hint)