Sorting hat can't take it

When the group arrived in The headmistress Office Molly was in rare form. She hadn't stopped bellowing Since she entered the school. Every one had a headache including Godric Gryffindors Hat. It finnaly relented and put Ron in Gryffindor. She then was screaming about Soul Bonds. Minerva told her to take it up with the ministry and escorted her out.

Ron was taken to the tower by his brothers, Sat down in a corner, then they started. Fred was First.

"Look Ron, we may be the pranksters extraordinare of this School, But we are also Gentlemen. If you embarrass us. We will make you the test subject for every prank we can think of!" Then Percy chimed in.

"Just remember I'm A Prefect, If you think they can make your life hell. Just you wait...I'll have you scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush in the worst loo in the building!...Manners mister...Lets see if you can find some!

The other Weasley's Stormed off As Percy looked behind him "Up the stairs to the left!"

Ron Weasley was going to have a long career in Hogwarts!

Harry and Hermione were in the marriage quarters of Gryffindor tower, with the fearsome 5. They were preparing for there classes. "Harry had asked the Headmistress for help on his Transfiguration Mastery. She said she would help as she could. Then gave him some books to read through. Needless to say, Hermione was thrilled! Draco and Dudley were talking about showing the fifth years how to handle themselves in DADA. It was a happy group. When Draco and Dudley reached the first year dorms the dragon dung hit the fan. Ron asked them. "Wheres Potters bed?" Draco rolled his eyes and Dudley answered. "In the marriage quarters stupid, did you think he'd be away from his wife?" Ron had no Idea it was a rhetorical question. "He's only eleven, It's not possible!" Draco looked at Ron. "We are his cousins, Its not only possible, it is! I don't know why it upsets you so much...its none of your business." Ron was being his normal thick as a brick self. "He has to Marry My Sister thats why! Then we get his money." Dudley Just looked at him, A soul bond Mr Weasel, over rides any marriage contract, we checked when it happened to explain it, to Hermione' Parents. It's unbreakable. Get over it!