Breakfast: Finish It!
The Rock, unsatisfied with his semi-burned eggs, tore open a package of bacon. He placed a few strips of it in the pan, warily keeping an eye on them.
Ryback sniffed the air cautiously. It smelled like bacon, and one simply cannot keep Ryback from bacon. Grinning wildly, he began to search eagerly for someone to help him get it. Preferably someone who wouldn't try to take it from him. Someone who had unfinished business with The Rock and would do it just to see the look on The Brahma Bull's face.
I need someone that can quickly get on The Rock's nerves… Ryback thought as he looked for someone to help him. Suddenly, it came to him: 3MB. They were always trying to get someone to listen to their "music". This would be the ultimate distraction.
XXXX(Somewhere in the halls)XXXX
Ryback found the members of 3MB simply hanging around. Drew McIntyre spotted him lurking about. "Hey, guys," he said to his fellow "band members", "Do you see Ryback over there too?"
"Yeah," Heath Slater answered, "I wonder what he's doing back there."
"Not spying on us, I hope," Drew said.
"Actually, I found someone to listen to your music," Ryback told them, approaching.
"Really?" Heath asked, looking enthusiastic.
Ryback nodded. "Yeah, The Rock is eager to hear you perform," he said smoothly. "Why don't you follow me and I'll take you to him." Two of the 3MB members followed Ryback without question, but Jinder Mahal looked distinctly doubtful.
XXXX(In the kitchen)XXXX
The Rock flipped the bacon over, and the loud sizzling was renewed. Suddenly, 3MB burst in, cheerfully lugging some equipment. "Hey, dude!" Heath called, waving excitedly, "We heard you wanted to hear our music."
"Well, we're here now," Drew said, strumming an experimental chord on his badly-tuned base guitar.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa…" The Rock said, turning from the pan. "I did not ask for this. You guys get out of here."
Ryback snatched as much bacon as he possibly could carry. Then, he ran out of there as fast as he could. The Rock was too busy essentially yelling at 3MB for interrupting his cooking to notice. And so, Ryback partook in what The Rock had been cooking.
XXXX(Between those same two boxes)XXXX
Ryback laughed at The Rock's gullibility, munching happily on the bacon. As he crunched on the bacon, he planned what he would do for lunch.
Stay tuned for the humorous sequel to Breakfast: Lunch!
Thank you to everyone who read and reviewed. As stated above, stay tuned for the sequel, Lunch, for more of Ryback's antics in trying to get The Rock's cooking. 'Cause Ryback's hungry for more! Okay, to be honest, that last bit sounded better in my head… (Edit: I'm back! and so is Ryback! For those of you who don't know, Lunch is posted and ready for the reading. Chapter three is ready but unposted. Read away, my minions!)